Thursday, January 31, 2002
Brian Bell sounds slightly British in this song. I'm talking about his other band, The Space Twins. The song's called "Rust Colored Sun", and of course he mentions pretty flowers, awww. So far it's not that bad, just repeatitive HEY! It cut off the ending...NOOOOOO. Man, first Blast Off now this. Man this is cheap.
8:03 PM | Jacquie |
I feel like listening to Paperface right now. It's a feel good song. I would scream it but my brothers are "playing" (Scott just asked me if he could use the fake gun I got from Colonial Camp like 5 years ago...uh oh). Oh, and my parental supervisors would think I've gone insane, which means they would have just realized that. Paperface is like a "F YOU S.S. MIDTERM! YOU WERE EASY! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!" type of song. Or I could be wrong. Oh yeah, I never mentioned my youngest brother, Kyle's, obsession with Abraham Lincoln. Why a 7 year old boy would be obsessed with a dead guy on a penny, I don't know. Pennies are shiny, that might be why. Man, the lead singer from Saves the Day looks like he's 10. One time I commented on that and Kyle said, "What grade is he in?" That was funny. Also, The guy from Thursday looks a tad like Jack White, except for the big gap in his two front teeth.
6:05 PM | Jacquie |
This test will define your priorities in life.
(1) Money is your first priority.
(2) Pride is the second one.
(3) Family is the next.
(4) Career , . . . and . . .
(5) Finally, you don't care about Love .
No. Wrong. If I could rearrange them it would be: 3, 5, 1, 4, then 2. Who needs pride? Well nevermind.
4:22 PM | Jacquie |
I just found a cool new site. Of course, that means it's Weezer related! Duh...you guys should know that by now. It's called The =W= Word, and it's the Unofficial Weezer Street Team. I'll be nice, and give you the link to this wonderfly weezerlicious site. Go here to get Weezer stuff by mail and help spread the =w= word!!! (It's a good cause ya know!)
2:27 PM | Jacquie |
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
I have to go study for the Social Studies Midterm. Blah. I hate it. Civil War, Reconstruction and Westward Expansion. Yuk. I really need to study because I remember nothing on the first two units. Maybe I'll get an 80% like I did last year. I hope I did well on the essay we took last week on farmers on the Great Plains and their problems. That might compensate for my sucky grade on the Midterm test. Wish me luck people, because Jacquie's gonna need it!
6:21 PM | Jacquie |
Today I was in my mom's car and was tortured by Toto on the radio. That's not my point. There was a truck in front of us and it had it's tailgate painted black, then had a spraypainted lion that was gray and white on it. The lion looked slightly depressed, and I felt bad that it had to be on the back of a truck and not at a zoo with other spraypainted animals. The dude also had a Stone Cold Steve Austin sticker, and eagle stick and what looked to be an anime wolf. I mostly stared at the poor lion. I named him Stanley. That sounds like a sad lion name. Or Albert. Nah, I'll stick with Stanley. God speed Stanley. God speed.
6:09 PM | Jacquie |
Tuesday, January 29, 2002
Metal mouth. Brace face. Tinsel teeth. What lovely names to call somebody who pretty much unwillingly had wire and brackets glued to their teeth (i.e. ME). It's not so bad, except for brushing my teeth (10 min.) and eating (food stuck in brackets. Yuk) And sleeping, but there's wax for that. Woohoo. And I think my relationship with a certain someone might be fading, god I hope not. That would suck. SS Midterm on Thurs. which just so happens to be a half day. Score! Friday I have off. Double score! And...I found out Rivers Cuomo is a vegetarian, Matt Sharp's middle name is Kelly, and Mikey Welsh's middle name is Diego. No lie. AND I saw Say It Ain't So, well half of it, on MTV2. I made the kid I babysat cry, oh well. Not everyone digs Weezer.
9:23 PM | Jacquie |
Sunday, January 27, 2002
Linda, you are my savior! Thank you, now my blog thing isn't too wide anymore, and nothing gets cut off! *Did you ever know that you're my hero...* Ok, I won't get all corny. I tried blogging last night, but I got kicked off. It was no doubtedly Scott Shriner's evil powers that did this, because he is in a conspiracy with Scott Stapp and Britney Spears to take away everything from me. That could have been the best blog ever (which it really wasn't) and now you, my people, won't be able to see it. :( Oh well. I just recommend seeing One Night At McCool's. Very funny movie.
2:10 PM | Jacquie |
Saturday, January 26, 2002
"Now I stand with skin and bones
without a dime to call my home
only a voice to tell you
Thief , youve taken all that was me"
Weezer- "Thief, You've Taken All That Was Me"
That song right now is comforting. It reminds me of my mom, and how she's trying to steal my life away from me. Nice thought, eh? I went to my great-grandmom's house today...oh man. Anyone who is referred to as "bachelism" by their family members, is not a pleasure to visit. Or in my case, do chores for. "Botch" was not that bad today, but she argued with my aunt about religion, and I swiffed the day away. More details later, I gotta go eat my cheeboygie (cheesburger like my aunt says it, don't ask why.)
6:54 PM | Jacquie |
OH MY GOD! IT WORKED! THE SITE METER WORKED! I'M THE FIRST VISITOR SINCE 1/25/02...go figure! I LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS, IT'S FUN.
12:00 AM | Jacquie |
Friday, January 25, 2002
DAMN I'm trying to put a site counter thing on here and it WON'T WORK. Oh well. I'll save it for a rainy day, or maybe I'll see a good non-Gere-ish movie then. Like "I Am Sam" or "Oceans 11" or "The Royal Tenenbaums." But no, I'll end up seeing "A Walk To Remember" or "Crossroads". I hate way that always works out.
11:57 PM | Jacquie |
I just saw "The Mothman Prophecies" with my favorite actor and yours, Richard Gere (sarcasm) The dude is a dull as an eraser. A used one at that. Why they made him the lead role in a "horror" (comedy) movie I don't know. I cracked jokes while I was cracking up the whole time. The sad thing is that Richard (I think his name was John in the movie) didn't die. Damn, I was hoping for that all along. Here are some of the highlights:
Richard (John) talking on the phone with the "mothman"
John: Where is my watch?
MM: In your shoe....under the bed...
John: What am I holding in my right hand?
(John opens hand, magenta chapstick...haha)
Police girl (forgot the name already): ANd there were packages floating in the water...all of them were wrapped. I tried to grap them to float on them, but whenever I did, they popped away from me. Then I started sinking...like a rock. My body felt...good. Then I heard a voice that sounded like a whisper in my ear that said 'Wake up #37....wake up #37....
(Funny, when you actually SEE it)
Dude (forgot name also): Then the mothman spoke to me he said "Don't be afraid. My name is Indrid Cold"
(something like that...INDRID? is that really supposed to scare me?)
The scariest/funnies part of the movie was when Richard Gere started crying. Self explanatory.
11:29 PM | Jacquie |
Oh boy...this site's a doozie! I strongly recommend this for the easily amused, well, actually anybody. It's SO fun, and my record is 507 MPH. Go there and you'll see what I mean!
Go here now for some fast action fun!
10:59 PM | Jacquie |
Thursday, January 24, 2002
I am so hungry. I'm going implode in a second. Seriously, I didn't eat at all today, and I have 7th period lunch. Grrr. I hope in high school next year I have like 5th period lunch, because I'm starved. My new favorite word: lackadaisical. It means lazy, and me, Bridget, and Allie are on the quest to spread the word. (ha, get it? ok, i'll stop). I just took my S.S. midterm essay on the oh-so-interesting topic of problems farmers on the Great Plains had to face. How stupid. Hi Jess! She's the best. She has cool socks. Yay! Flame socks. I have toesocks, as usual. Olsen Twins. You can't run. I'm gonna getchoo.
12:06 PM | Jacquie |
Tuesday, January 22, 2002
I have a few things on my mind right now:
1) Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are SO going down. C'mon fools, let's go. Now. Me and Linda can take you down!
2) I watched my bootlegged =w= tape (I know, they should lock me up for life), and Pat Wilson, when drumming, looks like he's either about to sneeze or he's in pain. Seriously. It's funny.
3) "Souvenirs, Novelties, Party Tricks..."\
4) High school planning. Why now?
5) The name Scott DEFINETLY is evil. My brother. My dad (ok, that's an exception, kinda), Scott Stapp AND the unmentionable Scott Shriner (which I just mentioned)
6) I am an ass. My mom was screaming about my dad's girlfriend on the way to the orthodontist (braces on monday :( ) , then I screamed, "You know what?! At least SHE'S NICER THAN YOU!!!" Result: "GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!" So I did, she screamed at me from the inside then screamed at me to get back in. Stupid me, but it was completely honest. Lesson learned, never be honest to a mad screaming mom. Gulp.
7) The way my science teacher pronounces "human"..."uman". No. That's just wrong.
8:05 PM | Jacquie |
Sunday, January 20, 2002
I took the "Awesome Monkeys" test over, putting random things and I got the coolest dude EVER! (I pity da foo' who don't take this test! haha)
Take the awesomemonkeys test!
3:55 PM | Jacquie |
Who would name an album, "Maladroit"...? They would. It's sad. It sounds like a name of a robot from a bad 70's sci-fi movie.
3:22 PM | Jacquie |
Thank you Linda, the coolest cat in the world, for telling me how to do links. I owe you a cookie. No, a cookie CAKE.
3:08 PM | Jacquie |
If any of you...I don't know who that would be exactly...but if you do, I suggest you go here, and go to "Rivers Cuomo Solo" and get the song, "Souvernirs, Novelties, Party Tricks." I promise you, it won't let you down. I waited about 20 minutes for it to download, because of my piece of shit 56K modem, and it was well worth the wait. For anyone interested, I won't give it away, but I'll mention a few key words. German sounding. Rolled tongues. Odd lyrics. Trumpet? That's ALL but it's the best song ever, so go there. Enjoy the Oktoberfest-ness.
3:07 PM | Jacquie |
Saturday, January 19, 2002
Which drink are you?
What the hell is this? I'm an ice cube...can I at least be a glass of water or something...geez
5:15 PM | Jacquie |
Blogging is so addictive, and this is my 8th blog today, and I just woke up at noon. I need medication for this, or maybe a shrink will do me good. Nah, those guys are so flaky and claim they "care", but they really just want my moola. Is there supposed to be an H on moola, like moolah? Forgit it.
2:23 PM | Jacquie |
What Color Underwear Are You?
Wow. Red. What a bold color. I like blue, but maybe I'm too weird or uncool for that. So much for my self-esteem. Hah. Take the test, it's really entertaining, I know a lot of people are easily amused like me so, skittadle. Take it. It's saying your name. "______, come take me. Look at me, I'm undies. Awww yeah."
2:20 PM | Jacquie |
On Linda's site I just found a link to "Which color underwear are you?" quiz. You know it. I know it. I'm so there. Don't fret (what a lame word), I'll post my results on here. This is going to be fun...maybe I'm overly amused about undies. Or skivvies. I love that word, it's funny. "Hate to see you lyin' there in your superman skivvies"- Weezer "Undone (The Sweater Song). Sorry, everytime I hear skivvies, which really isn't that often, I think of that song. Everybody loves that song, you can't deny it.
2:13 PM | Jacquie |
You know what, this sucks. The link doesn't work, so you'll have to do it "manually" and copy and paste it from here:
Enjoy! Linda, you rock my...barefeet? (no toesocks today!)
1:56 PM | Jacquie |
Linda, the coolest bloggette in the world, gave me a link to her site. Good stuff. Actually, GREAT stuff. Beats mine like ten-fold. I think the word "ten-fold" applies there. Wait. Is that a word? Me and my limited vocabulary, I try to use big words like "ten-fold". That's not even really big. I should just shut up now. Here's a link to Linda's site. I hope this works, another time it didn't.
1:54 PM | Jacquie |
Which Internal Organ are you? Find out at willaston's lounge!
Oh yeah. Hey...it's right "It's amazing just how stupid you can be." My personal checklist...Brain. Check. Humor. Check (I think?). Sanity and common sense...you gotta be kidding me. I'm going to take another test now..
1:45 PM | Jacquie |
Friday, January 18, 2002
I'm hanging out in resource right now...and I gots a SERIOUS case of the munchies. Only 8 minutes until lunch, where I get to unwrap my "space-aged sandwich" (ham and lettuce in a roll wrapped in tin foil). I'm REALLY mad that Weezer isn't in the y100 cagematch anymore...it lost to Disturbed. WTF?! That's crap, because Weezer beat Joey Ramone, a legend, then gets beatten by crap. If Weezer lost to late-Joey Ramone, I wouldn't be mad. Well....haha. I didn't realize anyone except me and my forced friends..heh...went to this site. But it turns out somebody does. That somebody (hi!) e-mailed me last night. I felt downright giddy! Thank you so much for um...going to my site. Sorry Bridget (my friend who thinks online people are stalkers...haha), but I enjoy getting feedback and e-mails from people I don't know. I might steal the flame layout....nah, Bridge, I'm too lazy.Time for lunch! Gotta jet! (I can't believe I just said that..)
12:16 PM | Jacquie |
Tuesday, January 15, 2002
This is an e-mail I wrote to Karl Koch, Weezer webmaster and expertee:
Subj: Blast Off!
Date: 1/15/2002 9:07:43 PM Eastern Standard Time
I seriously want to thank you, and Rivers, for putting "Blast Off" on Weezer.com. I love the whole Blue/Pinkerton sound, and frankly I really miss it. What I wanted to know was why the whole song isn't on there. The beginning is cut off, it sounds like it skips in the middle, and Rivers' beautiful scream is cut short. How come? Another thing is why the "Photograph" video didn't get sent to MTV or MTV2. It looked as if it didn't, I might be wrong, but I don't get any of those local stations and my computer is a piece of crap. 56K, it's self-explanatory. I hope I don't sound like I'm complaining, because I really want to thank you for everything you've done to keep the online Weez spirit alive. I'm planning to call in y100 this week, because "Teenage Victory Song" is on the cagematch, and say "Rivers is mantastic!" If you told him that I was going to do that, and he got a laugh out of that, it would make my LIFE. You are the jedi master of the Rebel Weezer Alliance, and I appreciate your services that made me, and many MANY others even bigger =w= fans than before! Rock on, and may the force be with you!
Weezer.com devotee for life!
Jacquie Baker, age 14
P.S.- If I got a response from the Weezer Webmaster himself, I seriously would make a shrine in my closet for that person...please write back! I love you!
P.S.S.- Notice the Pinkerton colors. That is my NUMBER ONE FAVORITE album of all time, and that's why I like Weezer. Rivers is/was a genius, but does he realize how many fans he's losing for the new stuff he's doing? I had to say that, but I'm a die hard fan that has faith in his musicianship, because I know he can stop songwriting by taking a bunch of ritalin, taking 3 shots of tequila and pacing frantically in his backyard. I find these things out. Haha.
9:15 PM | Jacquie |
Oh man...I am almost crying (poke poke) ow. Now I really am. I just went on to Weezer.com (laugh all you want, fool) and Rivers requested that the old 95' song Blast Off, which was never released or ever available online, be posted in the A-V section of the site. I knew their new stuff was bad, but now I TRULY realize how good their old stuff is. The song is so damn good I want to beat up Rivers, I know I never would, but the thing is...he's messing with my mind! The whole song isn't there. There's 2:02 of it, and it cut off a really loud screaming part which got me pissed, because I love the whole Pinkerton "ow I'm in pain" sound. This was a post-blue pre-Pinkerton recording (maybe the Canadians spell that "recourding" I love Canadians.eh?). The song is a masterpiece, and you know you can't go wrong when a voice changer thing that makes my main man sound like a robot. Damn. My eyes are watery. I hate you Rivers for teasing me like that. GIVE ME THE WHOLE SONG! Tear.
8:49 PM | Jacquie |
Monday, January 14, 2002
I went to Old Navy and gots...
1 pair of flared jeans
1 pair of flared Khakis
1 pair of flared blue cotton pants
a valentine's day shirt and...
this REALLY COOL HEART BELT! This is the first cool belt I've ever owned! Yay! It has little pink gemstone hearts on a clear plastic belt. Wowie kazowie I need to wear it....or scan it...both sound good to me!
9:38 PM | Jacquie |
(In the tune of the Oscar Meyer Bologna song)
My scanner has a first name,
My scanner has a second name,
Oh I love scan with him everyday, and if you ask me I will say...
'Cause Mikey Welsh-y has a way with S-C-A-N-I-N-G!
(it doesn't work with two N's for scanning..ok!)
9:32 PM | Jacquie |
Sunday, January 13, 2002
When a song is named "Chester the Molester", you know you can't go wrong!
10:10 PM | Jacquie |
Sloan is great. I wish I could actually download fast but as SOMEONE harasses me about...cough cough JUSTIN cough, I have a 56K modem. Which bites the big one. Because then, I would download Sloan, The White Stripes, Weezer (what I don't have), and that's probably it at the moment. Oh, the Get Up Kids too..because Jess said they were good, and Jimmy Eat World. That's it. I swear. On second thought..
9:37 PM | Jacquie |
Blogging is fun. Hehe.
9:30 PM | Jacquie |
I forgot to mention things in my previous LIFE STORY, man I talk forever. 1) I love my scanner, I named it Mikey. I scanned my hand like 2098 times, and I scanned the green album and made it blue..you're SUPPOSED to go oOo and aAa...ok that's better. 2) Blogs are addictive also. I'm trying to stop my addiction, I am chewing blog gum and wearing blog patches to stop. It's not working. 3) I just watched Tomb Raider and I thought it was going to be depthless and stupid, but it turned out to be pretty good. Pre-judging things like that it bad. (Why does everyone pre-judge Weezer?!) Sorry, that slipped. Anyway, chip chip cheerio!
9:26 PM | Jacquie |
My weekend was nutz. if anyone cares. But...first was the lock-in at the Warwick Fire Hall. I wouldn't mind to be locked in the lead singer of the band, Kurios ("with one K and 1 U!")...he rocked my socks. And he was deep...yes! OH man. After Kurios played, a 10th grade band, Critical Breakdown (the name of my life story), played. But not ONLY did they "play monkey play!"..haha...the grinch rox...um, anyway, they ALSO played hashpipe...and attempted to play Undone (The Sweater Song). This made my life. It was the effort that counted. Then we stayed up late and watched movies such as Shrek ("do YOU know the muffin man?") and The Grinch ("I want diamonds, I want (forget)..I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored with it, and send it to a factory SO IT CAN BECOME GLUE!"). Then I fell asleep around 3 and woke up at 7. Ate a brownie and 1/2 a bagel. Too cold, brr. Talking in fragments is fun. I went home. Tired. Yawn. Wait, this was yesterday. Last night I slept for 12 hours and I woke up and my body ached. Ouchers. I went to a family thing, and I didn't know it was possible for me to have a ghetto cousin. But I do! No, he doesn't have ghetto booty, perv. He's cool, and he got like 9 detentions this year (he's in 6th grade), and he was supposed to get 3 suspensions. Whoa. He's a cool kid, and he's not a delinquent. NOT a delinquent. Everyone else there was either 2 or 200 years old. Just my luck. But Andrew rocked the hizouse.
9:20 PM | Jacquie |
Thursday, January 10, 2002
Tuesday, January 08, 2002
Aw man, this picture is great. Well, I thought it was funny anyway, despite it's largeness. Click here for some wacky Weez fun! (Scroll down, in order to see it!) For some reason, it won't let me do a link (?!), so if you don't mind, which I'm sure you do, copy and paste the address below. Sorry for that inconvenience!
8:51 PM | Jacquie |
Bring it arooooound town! F.U.N.
6:53 PM | Jacquie |
Monday, January 07, 2002
take the which weezer member are you test!
YES! MIKEY! COME BACK! WE CAN BE TOGETHER!
5:42 PM | Jacquie |
Sunday, January 06, 2002
Geez, I got a tie between the two main characters, but I really think I'm more of a Luigi. Take the quiz people, you might be lucky and get Yoshi. Mario needs to go on a diet. No soup for you!
4:05 PM | Jacquie |
I don't quite get it. I am smarter, fitter, and bolder than my potbellied brother ever could hope to be, yet he gets all the fame, fortune, and glory, not to mention Peach's heart. If only I was the first player in Super Mario Bros... things could have been different. Maybe I can make a comeback, now that I finally have my own game.. but probably not. After all, I'm just Luigi.
What Super Mario Bros character are you?
4:03 PM | Jacquie |
I am a celebrity, a natural born leader, and a mascot. When old people think of video games, they oftentimes get a mental image of me. Countless times I've been called into battle to save Peach from various baddies, even back in the days of Atari, and I have never faltered. Others may be jealous, but who cares? I'm Mario!
What Super Mario Bros character are you?
4:02 PM | Jacquie |
Wowie Wow Wow Wow. 12 hour dance marathon. Woo. I think I need a week to recover from sleep deprivation...and deprivation of food. My joints hurt, but that might mean I have lyme disease. Ticks are dangerous. When I got home at 8:30 AM yesterday, I slept until 4 (NOT ENOUGH!) and stayed up until 2 AM, watching an old SNL when that Paul Shieffer or something like that, you know the guy that plays the piano in Dave Letterman's band, hosted. He actually had hair back then! I miss the good SNL's Instead of a relaxing hot shower this morning I got a frickin freezing one. Brr, it's cold in here. There must be some brokenhotwaterheaters in the atmosphere.
12:24 PM | Jacquie |
Friday, January 04, 2002
Oh boy. Computer class today was hilarious! Here's a little of the insaneness that went on today between my friend Dana and me:
Dana: Jacquie! I don't know what to do! I'm lost!
Me: Um...I'm lost too!...wait..ok, go into "Add a Graphic Object"
Me: Now, ok
Me: NO! CLICK ON OK!
Dana: It's not popping up! I'm clicking and nothing's happening!!!
Dana: Yes? (Frantically clicking on a picture of a lion's head)
Me: You're clicking on the head..
Dana: Yes....(still clicking)
Me:....and the text says.."HAND"
Dana: Yes..(clicking)...OH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
(Dana and Jacquie laugh hysterically while getting looks from our SANE classmates)
7:06 PM | Jacquie |
Thursday, January 03, 2002
Which is better: Princess Pinapple, or Pinapple Princess? You tell me. SOME people think other than I do. Whatever.
7:04 PM | Jacquie |
You are Sailor Venus!
You are graceful, beautiful, and
of love and heart.
You're athletic, and you're a good friend...
Even if you do have a tendency to be late.
You might even be famous someday!
You fight with the power of love and beauty!
Take the Which Sailor Are You? Quiz!
...created by Kenzie.
6:54 PM | Jacquie |
I just noticed this Blogger clock is wrong...well maybe not now because I fixed the settings, but let's hope it does. If not, I'll fix it with my mind. My psycho powers..PSYCHIC powers...heh heh...will make it go Eastern time. I know it will. Sandwiches Time by Weezer is very theraputic to me. Rivers' falsetto makes me want to melt into a puddle of Kool-Aid. Tropical punch Kool-Aid, or maybe cherry. Hmm I'll get back to you on that one.
6:53 PM | Jacquie |
Toesocks are rockin'. Maybe I'll be a trendsetter, and I'll wear them everyday! And the toesock revolution will begin! Or not. And everyone in TMS would go on ignoring me. Oh well.
6:35 PM | Jacquie |
Scott Shriner disgusts me. I mean TRULY, more than my English teacher's decaying toenails. (and she wears sandals...uggg) His hair. GROSS. His nose. Rat-like. His glasses. Does he THINK he can compare to Rivers Cuomo's godly glasses. NO WAY IN HELL! To make myself feel better about this so called "Weezer bass player" (I spit at that), I'll look at my rainbow toesocks. WOoOoOo. Bright colors.
6:28 PM | Jacquie |
Bahama Mama and luvin' it. Actually I'm not, but that WILL be our team name for the dance marathon. I think. I just thought of something....pop music for 12 hours...BAH! I'll probably fall asleep or eat a lot anyway. Karaoke is always fun, but how come the people who can't sing (like me) always sing karaoke. Is it some hidden mission for bad singers to make the other people vomit? Cry? Spontaneously combust? I don't know, but I want answers!
5:51 PM | Jacquie |
Wednesday, January 02, 2002
Hey, I'm in computer class and I'm probably not supposed to be online. Whoops. Hi Nadia. School bites and um, I'm bored. I get to eat lunch soon so yay!
10:59 AM | Jacquie |
Tuesday, January 01, 2002
I am ready to rock n' roll people! Or...not. But anyway, hello. Take a seat and make yourself at home. I probably will talk about things you don't know about, have never heard, or don't even exist. But that's ok, because you're in my room now, punk!
9:32 PM | Jacquie |