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Sunday, March 30, 2003




What Psych-Ward do you belong to?


Surprise, surprise. Ok, so lately, play practices are taking over my life. Yesterday, we had an 8-hour play practice. Surprisingly, it was kind of fun. We had to practice the costume changes, and they weren't as bad as I thought they would be. We had a giant lunch, which was good, but we had limited time to eat it in. When I was doing the whore dance, I was slightly falling out of my tank top. Well, maybe the tank top was falling down on me, but yeah. Not pleasant. Also, my little big bird feather hat thingamabobber fell off my head and hung on my neck when I was dancing. Then dancers and the female leads get the faculty room as a dressing room, because we're special. We don't have a TV like the guys, but we have a drink machine and a sink...so booyeah. Everything went well on the most part, and the other parts of the play I got to see were great. I was playing with my scarf a lot, and Brittany decided to steal it from me and chase Kaelin and I with it. She accidentally whipped me on the side of my face and it hurt a lot. Ow. I can't wait for this week where we have practices until "?" every night. Hell week, indeed. At least I get to miss most of French class on Wed. because of the Senior Citizen performance, and a lot on Friday because of the "teasers."

Friday night, I went to my cousin Krista's wedding reception, after play practice. I met all of my...relative..S.usan's children, who are in their 20's, and they were cool. Kevin said asked me what school I went to and then he said "Do you hate C.B. West?" and I said, "Um...maybe?" and he said, "I do! They have ugly school colors. Yellow and brown..." "Actually, it's yellow and black." "Oh...still..." Haha. They offered me beer, but I declined. The best man made a toast, and actually brought out a toaster, it was pretty funny. They gave a glass with a little bit of champagne in it, and I was given the ok, but they took it away before I could! Dave, the groom, is so adorable! He has a nice smile, and I hope that him and Krista have a long lasting marriage. I was being a party pooper, and I didn't dance except for the congo line. My aunt was trying to force me to dance with people, and my cousin or something asked me to dance and I said no. I don't know what I was afraid of. Maybe looking like a fool because I can't dance, I don't know. I usually only dance with my friends or by myself, so I guess I felt slightly uncomfortable. Aunt Viv was dancing up a storm, and hey, it was more fun to watch them then dance with myself. The buffet was great, and the desserts were sooo good. When we got home, I put a piece of wedding cake under my pillow, because I felt like experimenting. Uncle Charles said that it was a superstition that if you do that, you'll dream of your true love. You know what I dreamt of? I had a dream that it was a normal school day, and the principal announced over the speakers that all of the people in the world were going to die on Saturday. What am I ON?!

Here's some random things that happened that I didn't mention:
1) In French class, we got into a discussion on women and men and stereotypes, and Marc randomly stood up, walked to the door and said, "I'm going to the bathroom to itch my man parts!"
2) Austin stuck pens in Jen's hair in math one day, and then put a note on it that said "Hi, my name is Jen, and I don't know that these pens are in my head, shhh." or something like that. Then Jen wrote a note back to Austin saying "Hi, my name is Austin, and if I had hair Jen would stick pens in it." Very funny.
3) I went to Friendly's this week with mom, the animals, Tim, and his animals. The four boys were at a different booth, and I wanted to drop kick them all. I was stuck with mom and Tim, which was a pleasure, and Friendly, I wasn't. I was tired from play practice, and I was drug there, how pleasant should I have been? Mom kept yelling to Scott and Kyle and Scott spit ice cream out of his mouth which was the last straw. Oh bloody joy, it was fun.
4) Kyle is really depressed. He asked me, "Jacquie, do you hate your life?" and I said no, and he said he did and some other people in his class did. I said, "Aren't little kids supposed to be happy?" "No. I enojy hating my life." Man...maybe he'll be a goth or something. I just hope he gets a little less sensitive when he gets older. I also hope that we'll all cheat fate by not having our lives go down the porcelin pee hole. The Baker children are doomed for failure, I swear.
5) The guys in the dream ballet look like male strippers because they have black shirts with white bowties. Chippendale's, anyone? Jeff just happens to be one of the strippers, so I'm not complaining.
6) On Friday, we went to the computer lab for French, and it turns out that they had to reinstal everything because the computers were messed up...everything except the French CD. Fichtman was PISSED. Sean said to me, "Heads will roll." and Fichtman said, "You've never seen heads roll before this"...heh...We ended up playing French board games, I played Monopoly, and watching a bit of "La Belle et La Bete" (Beauty and the Beast) and it was very amusing en Francais.
7) I'm obsessed with Office Space, if you didn't know that already know that. I watched the DVD twice, last night and today, and now my brothers like it. I also downloaded one song from the movie, and I hope Dana can burn me a copy of the soundtrack because it kicks ass.


6:43 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Monday, March 24, 2003

English class has screwed me over for life. I'm serious. Everything that happens to me, I look at it as symbolic. Even if it's random or irrelevant, I seriously look at it as if my book was a life, and it was just another symbol. Take example, something that I saw today. I was walking around school because my mom couldn't pick me up and my aunt had to pick me up after she dropped off Uncle Charles at the Doylestown Hospital to get horse needles in his back. I went outside to look for my aunt, and I saw Kellie and Jess walk away with Nicole Dowling. Now, being the weirdo that I am, I was thinking, hmmmm. Jess was like my best friend for a million years and Kellie was for a few years, and now they're walking away together. The whole "walking away" thing is like how I'm growing further apart from them gradually, and soon they will be "out of sight." I don't want this to happen, but it seems inevitable. I guess it's the lack of communication, or the lack of the WILLINGNESS to communicate, but they are so much alike and I'm the oddball, so that's what I get. I wish it didn't have to happen this way, but it happens to me all the time now. I'm not clique-y, I like to have a lot of friends from different groups of people, but it seems as though if I'm not in a close group, I lose out. Whatever. I'm rambling and complaining maybe, but this is what's on my mind right now. When my aunt came to pick me up, she got me a thing from Dairy Queen, so the sugar disabled my brain. Thank you, sugar.

Oh, and yesterday when we went to Walmart, my aunt and I had Slurpees, and she got brain freeze and said, "AH! FREEZER BURN!" I thought that was funny.


9:21 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Sunday, March 23, 2003

HOLY SHIT. I just cracked my back and heard like 20 things crack, that was so AWESOME. Simple things amuse Jacquie.

Today, I went hunting for the stuff I need for Oklahomo: nude tights, red spaghetti strap tank top, and black biker shorts. I found...just the tights. We went to Marshalls, Kohl's, Target, and Walmart. NOTHING. Well, the biker shorts were like up to my stomach and down to almost my knees, and the one thing I thought would work for the tank didn't fit me. AHHHHH! I saw Brittany Kline at Kohl's, she works there, and that was cool. I ended up getting a nifty bathing suit at Marshall's though.

I was talking to Steph and she said there was an annoying buzzing in her house, and here's the hilarity that followed:

sloopiesg: AHHHHHHH there's a beeping sound that is driving me crazy
Zakolita: oh god, KILL IT
sloopiesg: OK!
sloopiesg: i'll be back.....
sloopiesg: (runs away, smashes things)
sloopiesg: ok, back, it's dead!!!!
Zakolita: HAHAHAHA!!!
Zakolita: *eye twitch*
sloopiesg: yaaaaay! i saved the day!
Zakolita: woohoooo!
sloopiesg: you can always count on captain planet to save the day
Zakolita: hahahaha
sloopiesg: nooooooooooooo
sloopiesg: it's started again
Zakolita: what?
Zakolita: NO!
sloopiesg: i need the help of my friends, can you help me, you have heart, right?
Zakolita: hahahahaha
sloopiesg: HELP ME QUICK
Zakolita: ok!
sloopiesg: *not helping, not helping*
Zakolita: hahahaha
sloopiesg: HEART
sloopiesg: WIND
sloopiesg: EARTH
sloopiesg: FIRE
sloopiesg: WATER
Zakolita: AND HEART
Zakolita: hahahaha
Zakolita: why am I the gay one!
sloopiesg: me: "WHEN YOUR POWERS COMBINE, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!!"
sloopiesg: hahahaha
Zakolita: hahahaha
sloopiesg: captain planet, he's our hero, gonna take the buzzing down to zero, fighting on shnephie's side....
Zakolita: captain planet! he's our hero! gonna take pollution down to zero!
Zakolita: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zakolita: that was awesome
sloopiesg: HAHA
Zakolita: even BLOGworthy
sloopiesg: yay!!
Zakolita: oh, i will blog that
sloopiesg: YAAAAAAAY
sloopiesg: i feel special
Zakolita: ;) you are!
sloopiesg: yay, so are you:-)

So I did blog it.

There is SO going to be a DDR competition between Dan, Frank + 2, Jeff - 2, and me. It's gonna be hot, fo shizzle. That's enough ghettoness for now, but "damn it feels good to be a gangsta." Go Office Space.


10:02 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I haven't blogged in...ever! Man, a lot has happened (not really), and I guess I should give a recap. It will be random, but here we go.

The last time I blogged was last thursday, holy cabooses! Oh, I'll get to that too. Friday night, (not yesterday, the one before) Jeff, Lauren, and I went over MJ's house, and we had fun in his basement, hehehe, and watched Road To Perdition and Rat Race. After we watched Rat Race, we surprised Jeff and MJ's mom brought out a cake and we sang happy birthday to Jeff. A good time was had by all.

On saturday, I helped my aunt with her program at the Southampton library, and it went well. The kids liked it, and oh my god, Jacquie actually touched some dirt! Ok, I'm not THAT prissy, being that I'm a dirty whore and all. "I'm not that innocent." Yeah Britney Spears. At night, Nadia and her two cousins, Kaelin, Ryan, Jones the Ninja, and Jeff and I went to see Hello Dolly at TMS. Frank was good, Virginio was ok, and Blickley was...Blickley. He said the phrase "holy cabooses" a few times, and I think I'll say that from now on because it's splendid. The show was pretty good, and I think it was better than Holicong's but maybe that's because I'm biased. Jeff had to leave before I saw Frank, and Frank had to go see his family before I could really talk to him. BUT, an interesting thing happened. Cunfer walk by Ryan and I, and we yelled "Hey Miss Cunfer!" Then she gave me a hug (AH!) and this is how our conversation went:

Me: The play was great!
Cunfer: How about Virginio, huh? I told you...
Me: Virginio was good, but I have my OWN Nick Virginio...
Cunfer: WHO?!
Me: My boyfriend...
Cunfer: Who is he?
Ryan: He's from Holicong.
Cunfer: OH NO! *Waves arms and such*
Me: MISS CUNFER! NO! NO! HE'S A GOOD KID! He's a great singer too, actually.
Cunfer: Ohhh...really...
Me: Yeah, he's a tenor, you know me and tenors...heh heh. He was in County too.
Cunfer: oOo...so he's not your average bear!
Me: Nope! I don't settle for anything less!
Cunfer: That's the way to go! *Walks away*
*End scene*

Nice. I told Jeff about it and he was amused with the "not your average bear" part. Dan couldn't go to the play because he was grounded because of his grades. AP Chem, no doubt. I was kinda dissapointed, Dan's the man.

Sunday, I stayed in my pj's, and I did stuff for Jeff's b-day present.

Monday, Jeff's b-day, St. Patty's day, and the college fair. I made Jeff wait the whole day until he could get his b-day present because I'm extremely cruel. Mwahahaha. Here's what I got him: 2 movie tickets, $20 gift certificate to UNO's, and a burned CD with 10 songs on it that remind me of him. I wrote him this extremely long note that went with it, and in the note I explained why I picked each song on the CD...I entitled "10 Things I Love About You." Ok, maybe that's a ripoff, but it was me, so yeah. What. What are you gonna do about it. Foo. Interested in what the songs? No? Too fricking bad, here's the tracklist:

1) Rival Schools ~ Good Things
2) Weezer ~ You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
3) Beatles ~ If I Fell
4) Raffi ~ Baby Beluga
5) Elton John ~ Your Song
6) Midnight Voices ~ Ave Maria
7) Coldplay ~ Green Eyes
8) Ben Kweller ~ Falling
9) Badly Drawn Boy ~ Once Around The Block
10) Weezer ~ Only In Dreams

Maybe I screwed up the order a little, but that was all by memory, so that was pretty damn good considering I don't have one.

I went to the college fair, and it made me realize 1) I don't know what the hell I'm doing and 2) I don't have the foggiest idea of where I want to go. I saw some people there I knew, including ol' Jeffo. Oh yeah, I also had piano and an ortho. appointment that day so it was slightly hectic. I wanted to watch Clone High, but when I finally remembered, MTV screwed me and pushed it back to 11:30, so I decided to sleep. So sue me.

Tuesday and Wednesday are a blur. Maybe I'll have a spontaneous flashback to what happened. I don't know. I just remember that I had play practice those days as well as Thursday.

Thursday, good day. I think. Wait, maybe that was the crappy day. I forget. Anyway, since we had no school on Friday, Fichtman told us to wear our Oklohomo prison shirts on Thursday. Fun stuff. Play practice once again. Shoot me now. Thursday night, my grandmom cam over. Also, I went to Applebees with Jen, Jess, Allie, Kim and her boy Ben. Our waiter's name was Jeff, so I felt the need to be on a first name basis with him. Kim and Ben ditched us for "Bringing Down The House", but we had a great time. First, we went to Eckerd and I bought some lip gloss (THAT I'M ADDICTED TO) and Jess tryed on like 3 tanners on one arm. Then, we ran across the street to Redner's. May I add that it was POURING and we all got soaked. In Redner's, we bought some "bling" out of those toy machines, and I went into the store and Allie taught me how to do the "spray dance" with the air fresheners. That was great, but I smelled like it afterwards. Then, we ran over to CVS and fooled around. THEN, Allie pushed me in a shopping cart back to Redner's. Fun stuff. We bought a few Spongebob stickers. Apres ca, we ran all the way to the Coffee Beanery, and we saw Kellie with Nicole and Mike on the way there. Awkward, a little. We sat in the Coffee Beanery, and Allie left to get a ride w/Kim, and Jess left when her head started hurting again. Oh, I forgot to mention at play practice on Tuesday, I think, she hit her head while doing a weird dance with the ballet she made up. I left with Jen and went home.

Yesterday, I stayed in my pj's for a while and watched the whole "Attack on Iraq" while eating an oatmeal creme pie. Don't deny the greatness of the oatmeal creme pie. I love you Little Debbie. Last night, I went over Jeff's house and we watched Pearl Harbor, or as much of it as time would allow. That was great. His sister was visiting from college and she was cool. Their cat took a liking to me, but most cats do. Unfortunetly, my cat is a bitch like me, so I don't like her all that much. When my aunt and uncle picked me up, we went to McDonald's right as it was closing and got some sundaes. Yum.

Ok, FINALLY, I'm at today. This afternoon, I volunteered with my aunt again at the Southampton library, but it was a different program: "Bones and Stones." Basically, there was a lot of kids from last week, but this one 4th grade boy (already you know that's a problem) wasn't, and today he was the master of chaos. Fortunetly, I am experienced with entertaining (and beating the crap out of) 3rd and 4th grade boys. I entertained them by discussing Spongebob with them, so I helped my aunt out A LOT. They ended up fooling around and doing stupid things with their individual "works of art" but they're boys, what's new?

Tonight, I went to the Old Country Buffet and ate like I never have before, but that could be because I only had 2 bowls of cereal the whole day. This is a list of everything I ate:

1 chicken leg
Rice w/peas and carrots
Carrots
Mashed potatoes
Garlic breadstick
A chunk of some spiced fish
A COLOSSIAL SPARE RIB
1 bowl of chicken noodle soup
Some brownie thingy
Peach cobbler
Raspberry iced tea

If that doesn't look like a lot, it definitely was. Oh, and I was officially a 12-year-old, like usual. What happens when I don't look 12 anymore? No more discounts until I'm a Senior Citizen.

After that, we went to Target, a boutique, and I tried on bathing suits, liked one, but I didn't get it because I was convinced that something on it would break. Instead, I purchased Beatles "1", Steve Miller Band "Greatest Hits: 1974-1978" and of course, "Office Space" DVD. Dana and I are obsessed with that movie, but it's so damn funny.

When we came home, we watched the movie I picked out, "Igby Goes Down." I thought it was good, but it was REALLY weird. Maybe that's why I liked it. Susan Sarandon played "Mimi," the mom, and she reminded me of my mom. Scary, I know. Especially because she married a schizophrenic, popped pills, and in the end asked her sons to poison her because she was dying of cancer. It wasn't a happy movie, I can tell you that, and I felt so bad for Igby. Plus he had a fascist, preppy brother, who even I hated when I watched the movie. I recommend it if you're a psycho and enjoy hearing the F bomb dropped every 2 seconds.

Ok, I'm done my novel. I hope you enjoyed it. "You" being me. No one reads this, but whatever. I thought I'd go into withdrawal if I didn't blog soon.


12:08 AM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Thursday, March 13, 2003

This week has been sooooo looooong, and that's not just me saying that. EVERYONE has said that to me today. I disagree that today was the longest day, because for me, Monday was. Mondays just suck to begin with. BUT this one was supersucky. I learned...FRENCH PRONOUNS. UG, feel my pain, please. Even worse, it was Fichtman-style. Ug.

Oh, speaking of the wrath of Fichtman, something happened today. MTV came to our school, and you could audition for the show "Made" if you wanted. Alex and Nick auditioned, but Fichtman said it was a no-go or something, but they just left and now they're not in the play anymore. Ryan and Jeff got their parts as a result. YAY, er, boohoo. Jeff's now my ballet partner. Niiiice. Go Jeff.

Last night, I went home from play practice and then went back to school within an hour. This week I'm with my mom, so I was in Richboro, which didn't help. I think the concert went well. Let's just say that I loved it when the Men's Ensemble sang "Ave Maria"...ahhhh...Oh, and the bowties are very cute on guys. Especially one guy I know. :) I saw Ali Franklin's (former best friend) parents yesterday, and they yelled my name and I talked to them a little. It was extremely awkward, I mean they're really cool, but I just didn't know what to say! It kind of sucks. I mean, we're two completely different people, but it's yet another reminder of a lost friendship, my childhood and how growing up sometimes results in growing apart from friends. Honestly, I was very close to crying on the way home when I thought about it. But anyway, that's was my big philosophical thought last night. After that, I went home and did my homework. THEN my CD player ran out of batteries. Grrrrr...

Tomorrow, I'm going over MJ's house with Jeff and Lauren, and we're going to watch movies and stuff. It's going to be so much fun! Saturday night, I'm seeing "Hello Dolly" at TMS with Dan and hopefully Jeff. It should be QUITE good. I mean, it's Cunfer, perfection, perfection, perfection. Alright, I'm done.


8:51 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Sunday, March 09, 2003

Ok, this is the THIRD time I'm going to write this entry. My computer decided to crap on me the other 2 times. I even copied it in case it decided to be a tĂȘte de la merde, but it decided not to save it. Grrrr. Ok, here it goes. Or as Kenan and Kel would say, "Awwwww here it goes!"

Today I saw Holicong's production of "Honk!" with Jeff and Jones. It was SO DAMN FUNNY! The dancers were off, and what made it even better was that they had those "ribbon dancer" things. BALLET WOO! There were also these people who danced with these big white sheets, and I turned to Jeff and said, "Is this a commercial for Ikea?" A few of the kids were really good actors, especially this one kid who was Jim Carrey-ish. He was SO funny. The singing was off at times, (choir hell) but it's middle school so whatever. Jones said that Cunfer's plays were better, and I guess I agree, but that's because she is a freaking slave driver. "Hello Dolly" should be good, especially because my friendo and yours Francine is in it. Hopefully, Jeff can come to it, that would be cool. I know for a fact that Dan is coming because we be toight like toigers...Tamanend Toigers? Ok, I'm done.



8:47 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

On Friday night, Jeff, Dave and I went to see Daredevil. Good movie, good Jeff, it's all good.

Yesterday, I went over Shneph's house. We listened to Raffi and called up Jen to play Baby Beluga over the phone, because she thought it was "You swim so high and swim so deep" but it's "You swim so wild and swim so free." We also went to uproar.com and played Match Game and Password. When we played Password (under the name Bananaphone, haha) we gave random words as clues, and there were these two people who kept saying they hated us, and one kept saying eh? after everything and the other said ese after everything. It was crazy, but hilarious! We also made brownies and watched Boy Meets World and Sister, Sister. I stayed around for din din because her mom made soup, but we were pretty much full from the brownies, shhhh.

Did anyone else watch SNL last night? Horatio Sans sang a tribute to Mr. Rogers and I wanted to cry! I miss you Mr. Rogers!


12:31 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Thursday, March 06, 2003

I'm so happy right now! Jeff asked me out today and I'm so happy. Well...more on the giddy side because I went home and hopped up and down. Yeah. I'm weird like that. But it's so great! Yay! He was all casual and everything when he asked it, oh man I'm happy. I should sing "Happy Happy Joy Joy." The Ren and Stimpy Show rules. That actually what we were talking about in Basic Music Theory today, old Nick toons and shows.

Fichtman really hates me. Yesterday, while taking a French quiz, I asked her about something. She said, "Ohhh...you weren't there when we learned that." I said, "Yeah, I wasn't." THEN SHE WALKED AWAY! Thanks a bunch Madame eneny...get it? Ok, that was corny. Then today, she handed back the quiz, and she marked one wrong that was right. I went up to her and pointed it out and she said, "Oh. I don't know why I did that, Jacquie." in a really stern tone of voice, as if it was really wrong or something. GAH! I just want to poke her mildly hard or something! That's pretty much the extent of my strength.

My brother kept calling me a lesbian today. I'm definitely NOT. I'm glad that he finds all of these things out that I found out when I was in middle school. Nobody tells me anything!


9:05 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Dude, the Oklahomo commies need to die. Well, one wasn't that bad, but the other...oh man. Today, the other girl, I forget her name now damn, helped me a lot and she was really nice about it. She also thought of "creative" ways for us to think of things while we danced. Hehe. Fichtman definitely needs to have some of the French revolutionaries go violent on her ass. Yesterday, one of the girls from the play was talking to another, and she said something along the lines of Fichtman being "the devil reincarnated". How true is that?

Jeff burned my the BNL's greatest hits CD. It's hyper cool. I saw that phrase in my French book and thought I should plug it in anywhere I can. His b-day is the 17th, which is both the day of the college fair AND St. Patty's Day. How cool is that? Mine's STILL on Flag Day though. Not like you needed to know now so that you could plan a super de duper surprise party for me or anything. It's June 14th, by the way...

Speaking of Jeff, he beat me into submission so finally I gave in and said I would go to the Holicong play on Friday night. Actually, that's a lie, because you know how hard it is to get me to go somewhere. I get around ;)

Frank called me last night, once again, to have a 9:00 3-way convo between him, me, and my husband Dan. BUT, here's where things got screwy. My druggie uncle Billy (I've mentioned him quite a few times before) called last night, and once again I answered. Once again, he pretended to be someone else. Here's how it went:

Uncle Billy: Uh...hello.
Me:...Hello?
Uncle Billy: Uh, this is officer-
Me: (HANGS UP PHONE, BOOYEAH.)

It was so great. I told everyone not to pick up the phone because he'd probably call back. One time he called, and I thought it was Frank, but it was him, and I had to deal with him momentarily and apologized whole-heartedly (HAH) and fed him some other BS. So, I called Frank, and said what the hell you didn't call me, and he did at like 8:40. But I thought it was the pothead. My bad...

Oh yeah, Frank is going to be a star. As far as middle school plays go, I guess. He's in Hello Dolly at TMS on the 14th and 15th. See it people, I guarantee it will be hot.

Oh, and I got a fortune cookie yesterday at lunch that says, "We learn from everyone, especially from our enemies." EVERYONE HATES ME GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!...BALLET RUUUUUULES! WOOOOO! OW OW!

I think I've grown tolerant to codiene. NOOOOOOO! :( This makes Jacquie unhappy.


7:27 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Monday, March 03, 2003

Yesterday was very uneventful, but Saturday was definitely NOT. First of all, I had to, along with all of the other slaves, er, Patriot Players, go through 6 hours of Oklahomo practice. I was ready to rip out my eyeballs, it was that fun. Jeff had to fill in for Nick for the "Scandal and Outrage" number, and he kicked ace! Go Jeff! Fichtman definitely hates me. She yelled at me: "Jacquie, you need to get ballet shoes and work on that dance, ok?" GRRRR. Kaelin didn't have shoes either, but she picked me anyway. I was still sick, and I felt like crap. Let me just say this, communists are taking over theatre, especially in the DANCE department. Right Dana? I still think we should just screw the ballet and do the horse thing instead. It's so much cooler anyway.

From 6-10:30, I went to Mary Jane, er, MJ's surprise party. MJ was really surprised. I got to talk to Sean a lot, and catch up a little since we haven't had a good conversation in a long time. Sean told me that when I was absent the day before, Fichtman took him aside and asked if we were still going out, and reminded of my little "incident" with her during Aladdin. What a bitch! She must really hate me. I also hung a lot with Jeff, because he's a cool. Heh. They had SOOOO much food there, it was great. They even had these neato little pizza thingers, pigs in a blanket, and other scrumptious goodies. Wow, that sounded really gay.

Yesterday was crap on a stick. Nothing much else needs to be said.

Today was alright. This is what happened. I got sick on the bus. I asked the girl next to me, Rachel Musselman, what I should do, and she told me to go up front, but I was too lazy. I ended up chundering on my gloves. Brittany took all the Mardi Gras stuff I had in a plastic bag out, and I put my gloves in the bag. Then puked on them in the bag. I got to school, and the nurse wasn't there, and I went to the office. I ended up having conversations with the office ladies (who weren't bitchy like the ones at TMS) and Mr. Kane picked me up because my dad didn't answer the phone because he was in the shower. I stayed home and folded laundry, rocked out with MTV2, and had a good cry with Montel. Me and Montel are CLOSE! I taste tested Reese's Fast Break and Snickers Cruncher, and both passed recieved the Jacqueline Seal of Approval in the class of candy spinoffs.

I went to the orthodontist, and now I have pretty pink bands. WoOo! I heard "Creep" on the way there, and it made me happy. My teeth hurt.

I have to go take a shower, because at 9 SHARP Francine is going to call me and Dan and we're going to chat about the weather, school, our baby- what, hah, I mean, um. Right. GOTTA GO!


8:46 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

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