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Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Thursday, August 29, 2002





See Which Member Of Weezer You Are Here!



See Which Member Of Weezer You Are Here!


So I got Karl. Don't sue me for posting the real sexy beasts!


2:14 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I still enjoy "I Swear It's True", by the way.

Linda suggested a tiperoo, and now my archives are back! Yay! I want everyone to go to the comment box and vote on whether they should be archived by MONTH or WEEK. That is the most interesting topic ever...

Speaking of interesting, I love how my parents tell me nothing. Here's an example:

Mom: Tell your faaaather to pick you guys up tomorrow from here! Oh, and I have a doctor's appointment and I might be in the hospital or not.
Me: WHAT? Hospital? Why?
Mom: Well, they're going to tell me. I might be there next week too, by the way.
Me:...What?
Mom: That's all you need to know.

Don't you love that. I certainly do. Oh, and I'm going upstate this weekend (gag) too, but who did I find that out from. Could it be my dad, the one who's freaking taking me? Of course not. My aunt told me, who found out from my grandmom. They're always telling me to give them notice ahead of time on things, but WHY CAN'T THEY DO THE SAME.

Hypocrites. The both of them.

*Sigh* When will my parents grow up...?


12:55 PM | Jacquie | 77 comments links to this post

Wednesday, August 28, 2002

A funny snippet from one convos Kim sent me:
AkiMboHP: how old do you have to be to get your mac on?
TeNNisChiKHp: to get ut mac on is ageless
TeNNisChiKHp: u can be any age
AkiMboHP: nice. i meant oh, ok!

And of course...this one:
Zakolita: haha, your mom walks in and sees you humping a wall
Zakolita: she'd be like KIM WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Zakolita: and you'd be like "OHHHH HARRY, I BELIEVE IN MAGIC

Kim is obsessed with Harry Potter, hence the poster-wall-humpage.

Yesterday, I went to East with Dana and Bridget and we got completely lost. Actually, correction, Dana and I got lost, Bridget was our tour guide but we're DS's so yeah. What's new? I said that I felt like a rat in a maze and at the same time, Dana and I said "WHERE'S THE CHEESE?!" It was great. Then we flung ourselves against the wall and...yeah. Bridget was very patient.

We were walking around and Bridget found one of her classes- the Spanish one. The teacher asked her some things in Espagnol and Dana and I watched. I'm just a lousy French student. After they finished talking, I said:

"I'm el screwed-o up the ass-o."

That, my friends, at the moment was great. Quote of the week...I think so.

I'm going to demonstrate in actual size the width of my locker (which doesn't even go floor to ceiling)

from here: :to about here.

What the hell is that? That's ass big as my hand. MY HAND IS SMALL AND PUNY. Grrr. And what really pisses me off is that NEXT YEAR, NOT THIS YEAR, the sophomores get these big ass lockers. AHHHHHH! I'm going to rip my fro out in a second. Plus, Jacquie the gnome gets the HIGHER upper locker section. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Anyway...we also saw the bestest (pyro) science (spaztastic) teacher in the whole world...MR. HARKNESS! The man rocks. We saw him and did the stupid double take because we're that slow. We ran in and chatted and I looked down...and Bridget's leg was bleeding.

Me: "Uh, Bridget, I think your leg is sorta...bleeding."
(Dana, Bridget and Harkness look down at two mini puddles of Bridget blood)
(All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
(Bridget runs to sink)

Good stuff. I also reminisced about the time when I burned Mr. Harkywarky with a bunsen burner. The thing is, I left something on, and I told him it wasn't working and he touched the bottom of it....(Wayne's world hand "Doolooloo" thing)...

(Scene: 8th grade Harkness science class. Me, clueless as usual. Sabrina, my partner, just standing there...like usual)
Me: Mr. Harkness, the bunsen burner isn't working, I think there's something wrong with (me) it.
H: Ok, I'll be over in a second.
(H inspects it, then touches bottom which, my friendos, was freaking HOT)
(Harkness makes weird face, eyes bulging out, nice shade of dark red, the works)
H: (runs hand under cold water in nearby sink) Class...REMEMBER TO SHUT OFF (something)...
(Class: Mr. Harkness, are you ok? What happened? Did Jacquie motherfucing kill you?)
Me: (Slowly walks away and hides face. I'm a DS to the extreme.)

Tis why they call it the Baker Burner, my friend, ;)

We shall make another pilgrimage to East (hell) tomorrow, and I owe Steph $10. My uncle however, owes moi $5. Screw horseracing, I'm getting the bucks on American Idol. Mwahahaha....


11:50 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG. IT'S GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S SO GOOD AND I'M CRAP. Sorry about that.

"I Swear It's True" by...click on the link! (then go to "music" and download it because it's great)

"Ohh huh huh
It's been two and a half years now
That we've been apart
I've been kind of spaced out lately
Can't seem to get you out...of my mind

I really miss you girl
I really do
You think I'm crazy but
I swear it's true
Oh

You think I have given up
Found somebody new
But that girl's (can't decipher part)
I belong to you

I really miss you girl
I really do
You think I'm crazy but
I swear it's true

Oh oo whoa oo whoa
Oh oo whoa oo whoa ooo
Oh oo whoa oo whoa
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh
(cool guitar thing, if you want, I can spell it out in "doo"s....didn't think so)
Oh oo whoa oo whoa
Oh oo whoa oo whoa ooo
Oh oo whoa oo whoa
Oh oo whoa oo whoa oh

I really miss you girl
I really do
You think I'm crazy but
I swear it's true

(I swear it's true)
I swear it's true
(I swear it's true)
I swear it's true
(I swear it's true)
I really doooo!
(I swear it's true)
I SWEAR it's true
(I swear it's true)


9:51 AM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Top 10 Reasons Why Jacquie Is Going To Get Kicked Out Of Central Bucks High School East: (Sorry Dave Letterman, I'm a poser off of you. I still love you.)

10. While trying to find the "Bio" room, she'll accidentally walk into the "Boys" room...
9. She didn't sign up for cooking, yet her last name is Baker...(what a disgrace!)
8. Her name is so damn hard for the teachers to spell, except for the English teacher...
7. She'll purposely lower her voice to try to get in the Tenor section in chorus class to sing all of the cool parts...
5. She sucks at math.
4. She'll wait an extra 10 minutes in the morning to get on the bus to middle school...
3. She'll skip 3rd period all together because she's a "slow eater"...
2. She'll take the phrase "HIGH School" a little too literally...

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY JACQUIE IS GOING TO BE KICKED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL IS...

1. "It's a conspiracy! I swear!" (security drags her out of school and kicks her in the ass)

Yes, yes, that was lame my friends. But after all, when you have no life, you need to try to do something productive...right?


10:31 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Jacquie just picked up a useful online trick!


8:28 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Saturday, August 24, 2002

1. What is your current occupation? Is this what you chose to be doing at this point in your life? Why or why not? My current occupation is babysitting, but I remember someone once told me it wasn't a real job. Poo on you. And yes, I chose this because it's easy and it pays.

2. If time/talent/money were no object, what would your dream occupation be? I would be an actress, but unless I model, get discovered at the right time aand at the right place, and do a whole bunch of other stuff, that probably won't happen. I think I'll end up being a chemist.

3. What did/do your parents do for a living? Has this had any influence on your career choices? Wow, good question! My mom is a waitress/special ed teacher and my dad is a contractor. This has had NOOOOO influence on anything I've done or decisions I've made.

4. Have you ever had to choose between having a career and having a family? Not yet, sorry.

5. In your opinion, what is the easiest job in the world? What is the hardest? Why? Taste tester, because the only real requirement is taste buds and every has them.


4:44 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Friday, August 23, 2002

Wow, remember the show Ren and Stimpy? (The greatest cartoon ever). Jordan and I had a discussion about it, and I'm jealous because she has a cassette of Ren and Stimpy! Man, I feel the need to hear Happy Happy Joy Joy again, but I can't download it because this computer doesn't have Kazaa! Poo.


11:48 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Tonight, Steph and I made a wonderful discovery. The two greatest words known to all of mankind. It all started with a simple game of Boggle...

Steph was kicking my ass at it, like the last time. We were making up words and then looking them up in the dictionary. Most of them, in fact, turned out to be actual words. Then, when we became bored of Boggle, we just decided to see if there were any cool words in the big red book. Meaning dictionary. The first neat word we came upon was the greatest of all the words in the book....

Flibbertigibbet. FLIBBERTIGIBBET! Just say it. It's magical, has curing powers, makes anyone happy. So great, Steph and I will be saying it a lot. It's just that wonderful.

Then, we found the second greatest word. Flapdoodle. FLAPDOODLE! I mean, it sounds like a snack cake, a cartoon character, and many other things. Once again, a simply wonderful word. We're also using that one so don't steal it, ya hear?

We found some other ones like fubsy, farkleberry, ecru, dyspepsia, and fag (it has another meaning, you know), but those were the two worthy of having a paragraph typed about them.

Oh, I'm not telling you what they all mean, so you can look them up and you can find nifty words like up there! Oh, and Michelle says the coolest phrases like "Tootle oodle poodle poo". I mean, that's just genius!


11:46 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

"HI, Dan here; Just doing the E-Bay thing,trying to buy a new girlfriend! Ya know this might cost me more than $10.00, so be patient with me--I'm getting good on E-Bay." - Away message of one of my dad's friends, which I found amusing.

I should fix my archives. I know of only one person who actually reads them, so I guess I'll take my time. Hmm...maybe I could possibly do it NOW! WOW! Jacquie's motivated...not.

I'm ready for East! Grrrr...I'll tackle that mother faster than you can say "valedictorian"! I can dream, can't I?


7:16 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I don't think anyone realized that the last two posts were the same thing twice. Maybe that's because the only reason some people read this is for the quizzes I occasionally post on here. Phoowie.

Yesterday, I got my schedule. Naturally, the first thing to do in this situation is call everyone you know to see if they have any classes with you. So, I did this, and pretty much half of the people I called weren't home because they were busy. Darn you people who have lives! Hmf! Ok, so anyway, Lauren and Courtney have Honors Bio with me, and Allie is in Geometry/Trig 2 with me! Kim, Jen, and Steph don't have any classes with me. I have yet to hear back from Jess, Brittany, Dana, Brittany, and Kellie. I'll just wait...and wait...waiting sucks.

I'm talking to Leif and Kellie now actually, and both don't have any classes with me. Poo.

I just ate some yogurt and went onto Paint and made a pretty picture that said "Yogurt is tres yummy!" Sadly, my friendos, I didn't save it. However, I did make two others called "Untitled2" (there's already an "Untitled") and "Bored." "Bored", in my opinion, would make a good tee-shirt graphic.

Manah manah, do do do do do.


6:18 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Tuesday, August 20, 2002

For anyone who was wondering where I was over the weekend, I was upstate. With no computer. Or TV. Or phone. Ah, the agony, the horror. We went out in the boat on Lake Wallenpaupack and I got a nice sunburn. A nice shade of dark pink, oh goody. We stayed at Diane's (my dad's girlfriend) other house up "at the mountains" in this private community. It wasn't at all ritzy, trust me. That was about as "rugged" as it can get for me. There were these boys up there, and Cheryl (my dad's girlfriend's daughter who is my age) and I walked with them late at night on Saturday. They were all 13 and 14 but looked 16. They weren't vertically challenged as I am. They snuck into the pool, as we watched, and had to duck several times so passing cars wouldn't see us. I was wearing light pink, so I was the most visible out of the bunch. One of the guys said I looked like a cat when I layed down in the grass. Meow. After that, we watched once again as they knocked on peoples doors and ran away. Like the one kid said, "We country folk don't have doorbells."

On the way back from "the mountains", I saw something that made me laugh. Someone spray painted "Impeach Clinton" on one of those overhead things. You know, a road that runs over a highway. Anyway, I laughed because it's hard to imagine a political vandalist. Think about it! Hah!

Last night, because I have no life, I sat and watched the Teen Choice Awards while eating a candy necklace. I don't know why I watched it, but I could have easily gagged on all of the teen pop. Ug.

My dad is doing errands right now, but when he gets back, guess what Jacquie gets...HER SCHEDULE! WOO! I can't wait any longer! I didn't even know it was the 20th of August today, I thought it was still the second week in August. Doi!


1:18 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

For anyone who was wondering where I was over the weekend, I was upstate. With no computer. Or TV. Or phone. Ah, the agony, the horror. We went out in the boat on Lake Wallenpaupack and I got a nice sunburn. A nice shade of dark pink, oh goody. We stayed at Diane's (my dad's girlfriend) other house up "at the mountains" in this private community. It wasn't at all ritzy, trust me. That was about as "rugged" as it can get for me. There were these boys up there, and Cheryl (my dad's girlfriend's daughter who is my age) and I walked with them late at night on Saturday. They were all 13 and 14 but looked 16. They weren't vertically challenged as I am. They snuck into the pool, as we watched, and had to duck several times so passing cars wouldn't see us. I was wearing light pink, so I was the most visible out of the bunch. One of the guys said I looked like a cat when I layed down in the grass. Meow. After that, we watched once again as they knocked on peoples doors and ran away. Like the one kid said, "We country folk don't have doorbells."

On the way back from "the mountains", I saw something that made me laugh. Someone spray painted "Impeach Clinton" on one of those overhead things. You know, a road that runs over a highway. Anyway, I laughed because it's hard to imagine a political vandalist. Think about it! Hah!

Last night, because I have no life, I sat and watched the Teen Choice Awards while eating a candy necklace. I don't know why I watched it, but I could have easily gagged on all of the teen pop. Ug.

My dad is doing errands right now, but when he gets back, guess what Jacquie gets...HER SCHEDULE! WOO! I can't wait any longer! I didn't even know it was the 20th of August today, I thought it was still the second week in August. Doi!


1:16 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Thursday, August 15, 2002

Wow. The lead singer of the band Drowning Pool, the one I thought looked like a sumo fish, died.

On a happier note, my brother is following in my footsteps when it comes to being random. Take a look:
(Scene: Eating lunch at kitchen table, I'm eating my Ramen Noodles and my brother is sitting there. Aunt approaches him and...)

Aunt Viv: Kyle, would you like some soup?
Kyle: I have a 5 dollar bill!
Aunt Viv and Jacquie: What does that have to do with...soup?
Aunt Viv: Anyway, Kyle, do you want to finish up the soup?
Kyle: I'm only 7!
Aunt Viv: Hey, say something else random.
Kyle: Hey! Look at the clock!

Oh man, that was awesome. I'm off to babysit, yet again. Toodles!...that was really lame.


6:57 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

Jacquie's 5 most used phrases of the summer:

1. "We should do something."
2. "Stupid @$$hole."
3. "Mother f***er."
4. "Haha."
5. "Hehe."

Wow. Numbers 2 and 3 and mainly directed at the rentals. (Parents, not the band) Numbers 4 and 5 are used by my lazy self on AIM...which I seem to spend an unhealthy amount of time talking on. God forbid I actually muster the strength to dial a phone number once in a while. And my personal favorite is number 1, because I say that to everyone and vice versa, and NOTHING HAPPENS. Ah well, screw it. Happy summer!

Well, I'm off to read a Kurt Vonnegut book. Yes, I am a psycho. See that quiz down there, that proves it! Golly gee, I love Kids In The Hall. Any show with crossdressing Canadians is ok in my book!


10:13 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post



Which Kids In The Hall recurring character are YOU?

Yes! The headcrusher! Mwahahaha....


7:18 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Monday, August 12, 2002

Jacqueline, a 3-syllable girl's name of Hebrew/French origin
Means: To protect; to hold another back.
Hey, wanna find out what YOUR name means? Go there. (Then tell me what it means in the nifty li'l comment box down there...I like comments...please?...)

I've adopted an online pet. I'm a living, breathing cliche.


10:50 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I babysat from about 12 noon yesterday to the same time today.

Pizza Hut pizza and two orders of mild wings: $22
Earnings from babysitting: $100
Sitting next to a pee soaked couch cushion: Priceless.

"Who are you? Who who who who?" Hey, this is WHO I am:


Which member of The Who are you?


9:17 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Saturday, August 10, 2002





take the cher test.


and go to mewing.net. because laura isn't cher.



Damn straight!


9:06 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I am dead right now. Ugggg. Ok, let me clarify:

I had the option of doing one thing or the other. I could have either gone to the shore with Bridget, or gone to Kim's fiesta. I asked my mom about the shore and she shot me down like THAT. I didn't even get to say much about it to her. Reason: because I want to go to the shore with a friend, but I wouldn't want to go with her. Thanks mom.

So, I went to Kim's fiesta. Let me tell you, it was nuts! Here's the gist of it:

Who: Kim, Jen, Allie, Steph, me (Jen and Kellie couldn't make it :( )
What: A happy fiesta!
Where: Kim's house.
When: 6 PM Friday - 12 PM Saturday.
Why: Because fiestas are loco fun!
How: Don't ask me!

Activities: (here's an attempt at chronologic accuracy after I arrived around 7ish)
1. Ate tacos and messed around outside
2. Watched Spongebob Squarepants DVD (Steph showed up there while doing this)
3. Watched the movie "Rat Race"
4. Sat outside and drank Pina Coladas and Strawberry Daquiris (virgin, for you information) and took many crazy pictures
5. Went outside...and hit a PINATA! This was, for me at least, the highlight of the event. We spun around the blindfolded people so much and we led them really far away from the pinata. Stephanie even ended up...on the road! She also tripped over a stone brick and fell over and rolled on the ground at one point. We got some really great pictures of the pinata action. Kim's brother was dropped off by Frank and his mom during the madness and because we were in the front yard (the neighbors must have apprieciated that) we decided to dance around like psychos. I don't know if it was intended to scare Frank, but I'm sure it did! Mwahahaha...We used Kim's old lacrosse stick at the bat and after a million tries, we ended up just hitting it without a blindfold on. Steph, Allie, and Kim sat underneath of the Pinata when I broke it open, and the candy came down on their heads. It was tres fun!
6. Chilled inside for a tad weedle
7. Made up dances to songs! Ok, Steph and I did one to the song Kim picked which was "Peanut Butter Jelly" by someone. If you don't know that song go here. (You'll get sick off it REEEEAL soon) It took us forever, but turned out good...all 50 seconds of it! Then we went upstairs while Kim, Allie, and Jen made up a dance for "You Sexy Thing" by Marvin Gaye. We ended up watching MTV's "Undressed" and getting hooked on it, despite its erotic oddness. They did their dance, and it was good. Then we all watched "Undressed" together.
8. Pictionary. I suck at this game.
9. Watched deleted scenes from the Harry Potter DVD and the karaoke end scene from the Shrek DVD
10. Steph played GTA3 while Allie and I attempted to get some sleep
11. Played Golden Eye and Mario Party
12. Allie and I attempted to sleep, the others went outside
13. Woke up, if I was asleep, ate a poptart, everyone watched/played The Sims. I sat there and zoned off to Happy Land.
14. Jen left to go to work at Mickey D's, we sat there and listened to music
15. Went upstairs, watched Win, Lose, Or Draw? Allie and Steph left after that
16. Kim and I watched Control Freak until I left.

The end. I left out some minor details, but that basically was it. Fiestas kick ass!

I went home, went online for 10 minutes, got kicked off by my uncle. I went to his room, watched TV and fell asleep for about 3 hours. I was half asleep and I was asked if I wanted extra cheese pizza and I said yes...I don't like extra cheese pizza! Oh well.


8:35 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Tuesday, August 06, 2002

Hah!


8:28 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I don't feel all that peachy right now.


8:13 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Ok, I have a reason for not being on for a little while. My computer at my dad's house (that's right it's MY computer, ALL MINE, mwahahaha...it's a piece of crap.) is screwed up. Why won't my dad listen to me when I tell him the modem is crap? It takes someone else's opinion, and then he'll do something about it. So, that is messed up which = me not being able to (spasm) download (twitch) songs! AH! I'm going into withdraw.

Another thing, I mad the mistake of calling my dad an asshole. This is really what happened:
(Scene: Family at dinner table, Jacquie POed at dad for ruining the ending of "Conspiracy Theory" because he shouts out what will happen next. Scott and Kyle (brothers) being usual annoying selves. Dad, exausted and very frigging loud)

Jacquie: (Grabs potholder and throws it after dad throws it on table)
Dad: Give me that back.
Jacquie: Why?
Dad: GIVE ME IT BACK.
Jacquie: How come?
Dad: GIVE ME THAT BACK!!!!!! (with some expletives in there somewhere)
Jacquie: (under breath mutters) Asshole. (hands potholder to dad)
Scott: HEHEHEHEHE
Jacquie: (under breath mutters) You're gay, dad.
Dad: What the hell are you laughing at?
Scott: JACQUIE CALLED YOU AN A-HOLE AND THEN SHE SAID YOU WERE GAY! Hehehehe...
Jacquie: (has a sudden want to body slam Scott into something hard and pointy. Metal would be nice too.)
Dad: Did she call me that...(does the slow evil head turn thing)
Jacquie: (quivers in her boots, er, sandals)

And from there it exploded and I ended up crying and dad almost deleted all of the my precious downloaded songs on Kazaa (or "Kazoo" as he calls it, derrrr) It was fun stuff.

Dorney Park on Friday was awesome. Who conquered their fear of Steel Force? I did, I did. Ok, Steph too. After I almost "died" on Steel Force, I "died" on it again. I also went on Dominator (TWICE) with Jen and it rocked! I came, I saw, I conquered!

Last night, (wow, this is really chronological...) abd yesterday, I was sick. I felt like crap, and I did a lot of that. Don't you love when I mention sick things in order to make people ill. Hah. Oh, anyway, so I felt horrible. So, I called Frank, because I felt like it, and I knew he'd be back from the shore. (Nothing is going on between us, just friendly conversations, dammit) It was freaky because he was just talking to Steph online and asking her where I was so he could call me. FreEeaky.Right. So we talked and stuff. That was the highlight of my day. NO, scratch that, (if you get "grossed out easily" just skip to the next paragraph) spewing macaroni and ham in the trash can AND toilet was the hihlight of my dad. Yum-may. After that, I talked to Frank (who better write me a comment, you promised!) again for an hour.

Today wasn't any better, I just didn't throw up. Darn, I really wanted to. Oh, and my stupid brother broke my Game Boy. I never used it much, because I never got a chance to. Why? POKEMON. I hope those stupid animated creatures burn in hell. So what does Scott do when he gets angry? Throws whatever got him angry on the ground. It usually just so happens to be other people's possessions. So, they came home and handed me a demented Game Boy. I plan to make a work of art out of it, entitle it "Brothers Are The Root Of All Evil", and mount it on something screwed up. ETA: October 2002. Watch out, it's going to be HUGE.

Recent obsessions:
1. Game Show Network
2. Reading (I know, what a shocker!)
3. Everything, on account of my OCD. No really, I think I have it. Oh...a split end...MUST CUT HAIR! (mutilates hair with chainsaw). Allll better!

Why can't I get my high school schedule NOW? Stupid school board sons of b...


8:13 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Thursday, August 01, 2002





Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?
quiz, by Angel.


8:46 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Why isn't this working?


7:49 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

I Am A Fnord
Take the What Will Your Result To This Quiz Be? Quiz
by napoleonherself, if you are so inclined.


What the fnord is a fnord?


7:48 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

And on with the Online Quiz-age:


Which Sifl & Olly Show Character Are You?
Brought to you by Fifth Dream Today.


Am I the only one who remembers the MTV late night (and short-lived) sock puppet show called Sifl and Olly? Well, I'm Olly, if anyone cares!





I'm Nick Burns!

Take the Jimmy Fallon recurring SNL character quiz here.

created by stomps.





"MOOOOVE!"


6:10 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Me in a tree. Circa 1990.

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