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Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Wednesday, October 30, 2002


The Jacq-ass.

7:04 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Monday, October 28, 2002

This weekend didn't suck ass after all.

On friday, I joined Courtney, Dana, Bridget, Holly and Laura in cheering on "Al" at his hockey game. It was so fun! Alec is one aggressive mother, so he was indeed in the penalty box a few times. We also got a little..."show" from some of the guys in the locker room. That was awesome, but no stuff under the belt, thank you very much. Abs are nice...

Saturday was crazy fun. Once again the Fantastic Four united and kicked ace in general. Right. We were on the Student Council Float in the Homecoming Parade in D-Town (very ghetto) for about 2 seconds. If you blinked once, the parade was over. Very very short. The F.F. were basically putting themselves up for slaughter when we held a "Go West!" sign with a spraypainted X over it on the back of the float. If we fell off, the "trash truck" float behind us would take us out. What a lovely thought.

After the parade we walked to Starbucks (once again, tres ghetto) and Pizza Hut and had bunches of fun. Then Dana lost her ticket to the East vs. West game and yeah, majorly screwed. So, we went to the West stadium, and I went in, then handed Dana my ripped ticket and she went through a different door and she got in. The song, "She's Crafty" certainly came to mind then. I saw Cunfer before the game started and not much was said, but yes, she did lose weight. She was with Roth, and um, yes. I found out that my seat was in fact located on the designated West side, in a little East section. Throughout the game, East kicked ace (surprisingly, because West has a major rep as the greatest H.S. football team ever) and I watched the suckass West cheerleaders and a bunch of frowning West patrons as well, but on the other side, the mighty fine marching band and cheerleaders were having a ball. One guy stood up and said, "Who sucks now?! Who sucks now?! WEST SUUUUCKS!" and everyone cracked up. In the end, East won, 27-14, and it was the first time in 19 years since we've played against West and won. Everyone ran on the field and it was a great moment. We even spotted a crying football player. Touching, *tear* isn't it?

Sunday - A bunch of diddlyshit spent in my monkey pajamas. It's the life!

Oh yes, and right now, for a limited time only, are magnifico linkydinks on Dana's site. Go, you must. (I advise Linda to see the Burger King one, it's bloody funny!)

6:05 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

Oh man, I came up with a verse to a nice gore/food song today in Social Studies, and now I can't remember it! It was intentionally in a nice tone but with really negative lyrics, and now I forgot it! It was good, I promise you it was, hmmm...it was something like:

"Baby, baby, want some red colored gravy
blah blah blah
and a helping of crushed dreams."

Ok, that's basically it. The "blah blah" part I was trying to think of something when I was walking down the hallway to go to my locker. The "baby baby" thing was mocking all of those wishy-washy love songs with "baby" used a thousand times in them. I'm going to have to make up something for the song, hey, maybe I'll use it for my graduation project! After all, I am composing a musical piece for it...mwahaha. The judges' reactions would be something like: "Um, well, that's, er, very nice Jacqueline..." (while scribbling on pads "mental", "candidate for 'most likely to end up in an asylum'", "has an obsession with food.") I promise all of you (me) who read this that I will indeed come up with the rest of the song as well as a catchy melody...like the one I had today and forgot. Whoops...

AOL 8.0 kicks it. Whenever I IM someone, they'll hear an excerpt from "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones. Hehehe. It will probably get annoying, but I like it! Unfortunetly, I don't get to hear the "ber der der!" of the guitar. I just get "bllling!" Ick.

My aunt told me, "I had an interesting conversation about religion with your brother, Kyle." I thought, oh geez, Kyle has the weirdest thoughts, let's hear it. She told me he thought Jesus was a fake, and how can angles be real if there aren't motels or hotels in the sky for them to stay in? That's my brother!

8:58 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Saturday, October 19, 2002

Schizzle ma nizzle fo' reel, dawg. Get yo hizzip hizzop nizzame! Yo yo, dis bee The Def Funk representin' fo' ma East coast peeps. Word?

I should really stop acting ghetto, for your and my sake.

I just came back from the haunted house at St. Cyril's. I saw Lauren, Dana, Adam, Chris, Holly (playing the role of the "planted customer") and, get this, PAT MALONE! Holy shiznit, I miss him! He screamed "PIP, POP AND TITTER!" when he saw me and I yelled, "OH MY GOD, HOLY CRAP!!!" and I gave him a hug. We're tight from way back, er, last year. I can't believe I said that on church grounds...hehe. I'm not going to explain the "Pip, Pop, and Titter" thing, because it's an inside joke. Right Pop? Turns out he goes to LaSalle now, and he showed me his dead sexxxy student ID. I was talking to "Pop" from inside the clock she was hiding in and Holly yelled at me to stop it. I'm bad, what can I say?

Oh, for all of you Patriot Players up in the hizzouuuuse, here's a little song you might enjoy...mwahahaha...

"Crackhead" (To the tune of "Aladdin") - by Jeff and Jacquie
I'm a crackhead yes I am
(snort) and this is Alakazam
With my best drug by my side
Life is just a magic cocaine ride
Oh, I'm a crackhead yes I am
Not your normal drug man
I'm at the rehab
At the rehab
At the rehab, ma'am!

Heh heh, this came out of health class. We were watching a made-for-TV movie on cocaine, and the one girl said, "She's never around when I need her!" then Jeff turned around and said "You're never around when you're needed!" which is in the Aladdin song...so yeah. Pretty creative people we are. Wow, I just sounded like Yoda. For now, that's all. Be going, I must. Fun, this is...A loser, I am.

9:59 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

You can expect to die on:

March 30, 2050
at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (51%)
Drowning (12%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Grrrrreat. Take the Death Test to see when you will die. Pretty morbid, eh?

5:13 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post


Wow. I'm a bitch! Well...what's new?

3:50 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Friday, October 18, 2002

"Wine, dine, and CONCUBINE!" - Mecnaemus

Wow. The Twin Mecnaemi was REALLY good. The actors were awesome, and it was one helluva Roman riot! It was a great play, and anyone from East who didn't see it tonight should definetly see it tomorrow night at 7:30. (All you ladies, Eric Miller gets his toga lifted up over his head and you see his whole back AND leopard boxers. That should be plenty of motivation to go see it!) So pretty much, the play was great, and I give it two severed thumbs up! (Halloween IS coming up after all...)

Tomorrow night I'm going to try to go to the Haunted House featuring the likes of Lauren the witch and more. I did it last year, and some kid in my grade went through it with the whole "popular" group and asked me who I was. He thought I was Brian Feeley and so did some other people, but I told him who I was and he said, "Oh." Great, I dissapointed him. I think it was the whole height thing. Hey, girls can SO wear bloody masks! Mwahaha...

10:55 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Man, you don't know how much I like making ♥s.

4:09 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Which Winona Are You?

I got a postcard from Linda last Saturday! It was so cool! It brighted up my day, which was already bright because Homecoming was that night, but it was awesome. I especially loved it because it said "I ♥ dorks" on it. Linda, you rock my striped toesocks! (Yes, I do have them on right now, I got many compliments today :D)

This week was so stressful, and I went to bed at midnight last night. Yawn. Tonight, I had three things I could have done but I only knew about one of them until today. NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING!!! I could have either:

a) Gone to the play "The Twin Mecanemi" (sp?)
b) Gone to a lock-in at Kellie's church
c) Gone to a haunted house featuring the talents of some of my chicas

Folks, I'm going to the play. Fun fun fun. I love plays and all BUT I haven't done anything with anyone recently because...wait...NOBODY CALLS ME. Geez guys, I only have two numbers and I am listed in the directory for all of you Holicongers out there. Please call me. I'm lonely. I have to write a 2-page paper and a summary on Fahrenheit 451 this weekend so please, for the love of procrastination, CALL ME. Ok, I'm done ranting, but I just feel like I'm in the outer circle of all of my closest friends and it does suck.

4:08 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Tuesday, October 15, 2002

Go here, it's really cool!

4:04 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

The homecoming dance was really cool, and I went with Frank. Big surprise, eh? Too bad I can't just like him as a friend. Sigh. When will I lose all of my emotions? They are driving me up the wall! Owwie. I got my lameass braces tightened and they are hurting like a mofo. I had to buy some soup and rice for lunch. Don't get me wrong, soup and rice is good, but I wanted some damn Fritos like I usually have. I have to suffer until the end of the school year until these metal vices come off of my messed up chompers. Until then...ow.

3:44 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

A very belated Friday Five, foo!

1. If you could only choose 1 cd to ever listen to again, what would it be? HAH! I actually listened to it today. Pinkerton by Weezer. A masterpiece in my mind, and my headphones! I feel like having a one-person Pinkerton sing-along with myself right now...

2. If you could only choose 2 movies to watch ever again, what would they be? Hmmm...that's a toughie. The previous one was a no-brainer. I guess Rushmore and Monty Python and the Holy Grail, both of which I haven't seen in quite sometime.

3. If you could only choose 3 books to read ever again, what would they be? A Separate Peace by John Knowles, (you're not going to believe this one...) The Crucible by Arthur Miller (it's a play, but whatever) and since this question sounds almost apocaliptic, I'll say Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut.

4. If you could only choose 4 things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be? Taco Bell Tacos, Movie Theater Popcorn, "high quality H20" and your mother...er...I meant soup.

5. If you could only choose 5 people to ever be/talk/associate/whatever with ever again, who would they be? Oh man! What are you doing to me! I feel as if as soon as I complete this I'll turn around and Barney will ask me if I have any last words. I'm not going to single out people against my will, it's wrong.

3:43 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

Moment of the Day (ok, yesterday, but whatever)

I was sitting next to Courtney in Bio, and we were doing this review worksheet. I whip out my handy dandy wite-out (best stuff in the world) and start to use it. My wite-out is better than Courtney's, but that's not the point. Ok, so I'm using it and I see some on the table. Whoops. So, I thought back to yesterday (two days ago in actuality) where in S.S. I accidentally dropped my wite-out on the floor and it spilled. I said to Courtney, "Does this wite-out have a hole in it?" and I begin to bang it on the table like any intellectual would. Courtney and I have laughter spasms and we can't talk as it splatters on my brand-new C.B. East sweatshirt (no, it's not an athletic one!), the microscope, the table, and maybe even Courtney. Whoops...so, I go to the sink and get a paper towel. Wite-out does NOT come of when wiped with water and a paper towel. So, I continue to wipe it and I turn my head and Mr. Shultze is watching me with a stone-faced expression. He does this whenever I do something idiotic, which is quite often. I smile and wipe slowly back and forth like a fool.

Mr. S: What are you doing?
Me: I'm wiping the table, heh, heh, (wipes and no wite-out comes off)
Mr. S: What did you spill?
Me: Wite-out.
Mr. S: Coming off?
Mr. S: Bring it over here.

So I did, and it indeed had a crack in it and we bandaged it with masking tape. I then named it Bandaged Bob because of obvious reasons. It was bandaged and Bob is a suitable name for a bottle of wite-out.

Today, Shultzie asked me about my wite-out. It's doing ok, thanks for your concern. Courtney and I became "Shultzie's Angles" today when we went on a "top secret mission", which is so top secret even I don't know what it was!

4:43 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Saturday, October 05, 2002

Who wants a band name?
My personal favorite ones that I got were:
Flaming Snack Cakes
Canadian Spinners
Funky Squeegees
...and I whole lot more that I forgot!

Today for lunch, I had a double scoop of Tanner's Pumpkin Pie ice cream! It was sooo good, I think I want some more...even though I ate "lunch" about 2 hours ago. Heh. It really tastes like pumpkin pie too, and I think I'm getting into the fall spirit...speaking of which, I am doing Halloween this year? I'll have to check with my friendos, but if not, I hope we can still dress up in school! But what would I be...

My little brother Scott's friend called a little while ago, and his little pre-pubescant voice was so girly cute it hurt! I'm truly evil. Mwahaha...

In honor of me getting my copy of Weezer's, 'The Lion and the Witch EP" (#030391) in the mail yesterday, I'm going to link to a random cute Weezer picture.

Why? Because I can. This one's an oldie but a goody!

Aaaaand last but not least: Whaaaaat?

Who’s YOUR Rocky Horror Alter-Ego?

Find out now! Only from href="http://quizjunkie.tripod.com">the Quiz Junkie

6:11 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

How random are you?

this quiz was made by alanna

Check it out! I'm random! It even has bananas on it! WEEE! Everyone who reads this, take the test and add a little comment on how random YOU are!

1:09 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Friday, October 04, 2002

My Name Is Jacquie (to the tune of "My Name Is Jonas")

My name is Jacquie
I'm writing in this blog
If you think it's funny
Then you're as dense as a log

Come and read this site
and you possibly might
have to yawn a lot
when you're falling asleep

It was better then
Yes, oh way back when
When I didn't know
about this thing called "Blogger"

I had a "thing" for Frankie Muniz
M-I-T-M was my biz
My mom said, "Hey man, will you quit it out?!"
She said with an annoyed shout

My name is Baker
I'm new in this high school
Don't question me about my fro
Cause I don't think that's coooool, that's not coo-hooool-hool-hool

Tell me if it's wrong
if I'm in the play
bouncing up and down?
Guess what I recieved
in Bio today
Turns out I didn't
flunk the chapter 3 tests

Not studying had gone as I planned
Got an A and did nothing but cram
So far, this year's been a piece of cake
(A stolen one, 'cause I cannot bake!)

...disgraceful to myyyy last name...
...disgraceful to myyyy last name...
...disgraceful to myyyy last name...

My name is Jaaaacquie....

5:36 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments links to this post

Me in a tree. Circa 1990.

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