Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

I apologize to all my Xangoid friends, but I can only see them every other week. I'm not going to get into WHY, but let's just say that AOL can eat me.

So yeah, half day. Woo, I guess. Finals are all weird, but whatever. More time to procrastinate. :)

I feel good, der der der der der der der! Haha, no really, I do. I just hope it works out, that would be grrrrrrreat. Mmmmmmm yeeeeeeah.

2:01 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Sunday, January 25, 2004

My mom IMed me and said, "hey what r u doin its your mom remember me"

...That is the funniest/saddest thing I've ever heard...

10:22 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Saturday, January 24, 2004

Today seemed like it lasted a week long.

First of all, I had to wake up fairly early (NOOOO!) for the SATs. Because of that stupid Cleveland thing I mentioned, I had to wait around a bit beforehand. Well, it raped me. 'Nuff said.

From there, Brittany and I went to Kristy's for an "AP Bio review party." We actually studied for a bit, but there was some CSI, Ice cream and animal molestation throw in the mix. Don't ask.

Tonight, I went to the movies with Chris (:D) and saw Big Fish. Everything was goos stuff, I recommend the movie if you like random, weird...stuff. I can't explain it.

I had an eventful day, which is going to make up for tomorrow, I'm sure.

Nighty night.

11:05 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Thursday, January 22, 2004

If you're having a bad day, think you're an absolute ass and/or moron, check THIS out:

Today, during chorus, Nadia decided to take apart Marina's disposable camera, because she is the founder of Byrnes Destruction Co. (Rival of Baker Construction) So as was good and well, and she took out the part of the camera that made the flash work and said, "This is the part I don't think you should touch." It had a battery on it and it looked touchable, so I thought, psh, why not?

So, I was examining it, touched one side of the battery and ZZ! I got shocked and unconciouslly threw it at Nadia. I have 4 little blisters now because I'm an ass. *Bows* Thank you.

It's like the incident last year when my chem teacher said, "Don't touch the silver nitrate," so natrually I did, and wound up with little brown speckles all over my hands. They were kinda cool...

Read The DaVinci Code. Just do it, it's awesome.

Steph and I made up a dance that we'll most likely premiere at the Junior Prom. With the dynamic duo as "choreographers," you KNOW it's gotta be good. ;)

5:03 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Friday, January 16, 2004

It just doesn't get any easier, does it? Everytime I talk to him, I like him more, but then the whole "He's 40 minutes away, it won't work out" thing gets in the way. Stupid logic. *Fist shake*

Well, hey, it's life. There are usually no easy answers. I'm just going to have to see what happens and try not to let the over-analyzing side of me terminate this little "mission," if you will.

AND Junior Prom is soon. I don't know what's going on, but do I ever? I'm in my own little world of procrastination.

80s pop songs are good. I like them. I'm downloading one now. You should too. Incomplete sentences are "by flarr" (go typos, and Steph) the best thing ever.

8:42 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Thursday, January 15, 2004

Are you there, God? It's me, Jacquie.

I asked for something, and I got it. It wasn't even a wish, it was just something I'd like to happen, and it did, a day after I mentioned it. I stated something along the lines of "I wish some random person would have a crush on me." A day after I said that, I went to Brunswick Zone, and found someone who I'm pretty sure does now, and PERHAPS (I said PERHAPS, Dan) I feel the same for that person. A little.

This is what I'd like to know, "God". WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LIVE 40 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME?

Oh yeah, that's right. I don't believe in you or fate. Stupid question, but I'd still like to know the answer anyway.

Gah.

5:15 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Correction: Pennridge DOES have a snow day, my mom went to her boyfriend's house. Nevertheless, I'll miss her dearly.

10:23 AM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Little Miss "Glass half empty" (me) was wrong, Central Bucks School District gave us a snow day! And the best part...

Pennridge School District only got a 2 hour delay. Guess who works for them...my mom. HAH HAH.

Maybe today won't be so bad after all...:)

9:43 AM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Lauren and I were in the computer lab, and while we were "working" on something, we found a top ten list that Dave Letterman probably won't be doing anytime soon...(Note: this was related to the 90's, so there are some "old school" references in here, nevertheless, it's amusing)

"Top 10 Ways to Make Communism Fun Again
10. Spell it with a "k"
9. Have Castro do guest shot on "Cosby"
8. Add mechanical shark attraction at Lenin's Tomb
7. Have Revlon introduce new "Khmer Rouge"
6. Give everybody red birthmark decals to wear on forehead
5. Adopt "Lovable Loser" persona--like the '61 Mets
4. Get Skip Gorbachev to do a "Not Your Father's Oldsmobile" commerical
3. Hire "The Chicken" to disrupt Politburo meetings
2. Have Deng Xiaopeng cry during Barbara Walters interview

And the number one way to Make Communism Fun Again:
1. Less centralized economic planning; more rock

Communism is FUN and PROFITABLE!"

Wow. Yeah. Even MORE great...Lauren typed in "Brotha from anotha motha" on a search engine and found some "interesting" rap quotes, including:

"Oh yo! It's Brenda, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember" - LL Cool J ~ "Big Ole Butt"

"We can bump uglies, if you ain't got your monthlies" - Method Man ~ "Bring the Pain"

"Baby please, you work for UPS" - Biz Markie ~ "Vapors"

"You shouldn't be so damn material, and try to milk Ice Cube like cereal" - Ice Cube ~ "I Ain't the One"

"Now I play hard, like my girls' nipples be, the game sour like the pickles be" - Biggie Smalls ~ "Long Kiss Goodnight"

"Bitch, you walk around wit yo bra too tight, it's aight, you still gon' get fucked tonight" - Ol Dirty Bastard ~ "Dog Shit"

and my PERSONAL favorite:

"The Green Eyed Bandit can't stand it, with more Fruitier Loops than that Toucan Sam bitch" - Redman ~ "How High"

Ah...all in a day's work!

7:13 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Saturday, January 10, 2004

If you think YOU'RE a "DS" (dipshit) then check this one out:

I recieved my ticket for the SAT I registered for today in the mail. I checked everything out, it seemed to be alright then I noticed under "Test Center" it said:

(Something) Intermediate School
Cleveland, OH

...Well, me, being the moron that I am, put down the wrong code for the Test Center. It's going to cost $17 for me to change it. Good job, you jacqass.

You know that bio is ruining your life when you have a dream that there are a million "fleas" (that looked like FRUIT FLIES) on your bed, and you keep whacking them so they die. Symbolism, anyone...?

So, I have to run and do Children's Workshop at East. Brittany and I are leaders of a group of children...hah...it should be interesting! Mwahaha...

10:36 AM | Jacquie | 0 comments

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Fun time is up, school is now in session. Oh joy.

Bio midterm = gah.

I had an ok break, uneventful for the most part, but I got to hang out with some people which is always nice.

I don't feel like rambling, so I won't. The end.

Oh yeah, I have an awesome piano recital song called "Rhapsodie" and it's 5 pages of all sorts of special goodness. I was up to the challenge...now I have to follow through with it! (You know me and my last-minute nature.)

7:22 PM | Jacquie | 0 comments