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Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Top 10 Reasons Why Jacquie Is Going To Get Kicked Out Of Central Bucks High School East: (Sorry Dave Letterman, I'm a poser off of you. I still love you.)

10. While trying to find the "Bio" room, she'll accidentally walk into the "Boys" room...
9. She didn't sign up for cooking, yet her last name is Baker...(what a disgrace!)
8. Her name is so damn hard for the teachers to spell, except for the English teacher...
7. She'll purposely lower her voice to try to get in the Tenor section in chorus class to sing all of the cool parts...
5. She sucks at math.
4. She'll wait an extra 10 minutes in the morning to get on the bus to middle school...
3. She'll skip 3rd period all together because she's a "slow eater"...
2. She'll take the phrase "HIGH School" a little too literally...

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY JACQUIE IS GOING TO BE KICKED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL IS...

1. "It's a conspiracy! I swear!" (security drags her out of school and kicks her in the ass)

Yes, yes, that was lame my friends. But after all, when you have no life, you need to try to do something productive...right?


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