Career Crunch 2008 - "I was looking for a job, but then I found a job..."
Jobs that I will probably end up doing in the next five years: - Retail - Working as some sort of an aid in a psychiatric facility/rehab/day program for adults or adolescents - Sidewalk softshoe artist - Cardboard box engineer - Grad school groupie - Some sort of Italian-named beverage mistress
Jobs that I could see actually see myself doing: - Psychologist (Plan A) - Something that requires interviewing (i.e. Admissions counselor) - Teacher - Business owner (My business would own your business, thereby eliminating "none of my" business)(not actually, but owning a record store would be pretty awesome)(not that any will exist in 10 years)
Jobs at which I would excel, provided that they existed: - Professional Dorm Room Organizer - Waster of Time/Procrastinator - Webcomic Reader - Mix CD Engineer - Band Suggester OR Being a perpetual college student
Jobs that I will never do lest I receive a lot of money and/or revise the standing definitions of "skilled" and "quality" (AKA Dream Jobs): - Actress - Musician - Comedian (Stand-up, improv, impersonator) - Performer on SNL in the 90's or 70's (I realize that this would require time travel) - Talk-show host - Music video director - Professional Traveler (watch out, Travel Channel, I've already contemplated Jacqueline Baker's "No Inhibitions")