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			Friday, October 27, 2006 
			
			
			He's evil, and he has the nerve to MOCK me.  He's sitting right near me as I type this. So nonchalant, irreverant. I'm sure he knows that I'm not a big fan of his, but it doesn't matter. Almost every here loves him. I can't go anywhere without him being there; he follows me to work and the library. I try to be patient, and I understand that first impressions are, on occasion, wrong. But the second...third...
  Sometimes, I even try to give him credit, make him out to be sweeter than he really is. Sometimes, he can be downright disgusting. I heard friends of mine say that whenever he's at a diner with him, he flagrantly disregards taste. It's a diner, I say, what the hell do you expect?
  Nonetheless, people give him praise. Maybe I'm being the bitter one this time, but I can't help but ask what is so damn special about him? I really hate giving in, but you kinda have to go with the flow, right? Everyone likes him...
  I turn to him. Well, here goes nothing...
 
 
  ...I was right. Coffee really does taste like ass. And now my mouth does.
  
			1:27 PM | Jacquie | 
   
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         Dare I say it, Clever! It made me smile at least...buen trabajo.
      
         By  , at
         
         11:27 AM, October 30, 2006
         
      
   
      
    
         tea beats coffee tenfold...and if the him you're talking about is the him i'm thinking of...i agree with you.
      
         By  , at
         
         10:35 AM, October 31, 2006
         
      
   
   
  
			      
			
	
		
	
           
        
	
			 
		
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