Today was fun. It actually wasn't, but I'm hoping to force myself to alter my memory in order to make myself believe that I had a good time. I don't think that a long rant about my great-grandmother (a.k.a. botchulism) is necessary, but I'll just say one profound and agonizing statement...ok, I can do this...I had to hook my 86-year-old great-grandmother's bra today. I apologize if I have traumatized anyone and will be happy to join anyone in a group therapy session, because I'm going to need one.