Apparently, Blogger and Google started a relationship, and they got pretty far, because they produced a baby at the top of my blog. Yes, that's right, you can search my archives for ANY WORD THAT YOU LIKE! I think I'm the only person that's excited about this. I typed in "poop" (because I'm really that immature) and beside the results, a sponsored ad said: "Poop on eBay - eBay Really Does Have It All Buy Poop on eBay today!" Wow. eBay...thank you. Thank you for making the world a better place. Even if this add was true...poop is free. Everyone shits. What has this world come to? Maybe they'll start charging like $2 for a bottle of water...oh wait, that's already happened. I think the apocalypse is nearing.