Life of the Bored and Taskless.
Thursday, July 10, 2003
My brother never ceases to amaze me.
Scott: "Jacquie, would you ever steal out of Pepper's bank account?"
After he said that to me, it took me a second to process that in my head. Pepper's bank account...Pepper being our DOG...hmmm...
Me: "PEPPER'S bank account?"
Scott: "Yeah, I made he one!"
Me: "YOU MORON."
Scott: "Want to see it?"
Me: "Uh, bring it here."
Scott fetches "bank account" from Pepper's "box" (I'm not explaining that one)
Scott: "See, it says Pepper's bank account."
Scott shows me some paper box he made with coins in it.
Me: "Come closer..."
I slap Scott.
Me: "YOU MORON! WHO MAKES A BANK ACCOUNT FOR A DOG? SHE DOESN'T USE MONEY!"
Scott walks away. Therefore, Scott is among the most STUPID monkeys on Earth. I rest my case.
Oh, and camp still blows. One more day until next week's camp...then another week of camp...then I kill myself by sticking a firecracker up my ASS.
9:09 PM | Jacquie |
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