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Wednesday, July 02, 2003

3 of Jacquie's favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

#20: I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.

#95: If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

#14: Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet? And also, you're drunk.

Long live Jack Handey!
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