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Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Sunday, June 08, 2003

On Friday night, I went to Frank's house to hang out and stuff. We watched some Strong Bad e-mails, played a video game (I forget what it was called, but naturally, I sucked at it!) and watched Lord Of The Rings - The Fellowship Of The Ring. Frank showed me his neato lighter, with a green flame, I must add. It's gonna be cool when Frank comes to the East side next year, because then the terrific trio will be complete! Holy crap, after 10 more school days...I'M A JUNIOR...in 6 I'm 16! AHHHHHH! Slow down life, slow the fuck down.

Last night was Brianna's 16th birthday party/orgy, and it was a lot of fun. I'd have to say the highlight of it was Jeff hitting on Shawn and making him feel really uncomfortable, heh heh. Jeff kissed his head when Shawn leaned his head on his shoulder, and it was SO unexpected it was hilarious. He also rubbed his leg and such, it was great. We also played "ten fingers" and apparently, I'm more of a slut by accident than I thought I was. Whoops. The several molestations were also quite enjoyable. Jeff and I also had some "personal time" together, and if you want to know what happened, buy the book.

Yay. Radiohead videos on MTV2's The Definitive tonight at 10! Hopefully I'll get my aunt and uncle to tape it because...it's Radiohead and Radiohead = goodness.

And finally, I'd like to dedicate this song to my dear friend Steph, for she is the opposite this song (thank God), and Steph, you know who I think of when I hear this this song.

"Popular"
by Nada Surf

"Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she preferres the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straight foward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends

I'm head of the class, I'm popular
I'm a quarter back, I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch, I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star, I'm popular
I've got my own car, I'm popular
I'll never get caught, I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet.

I purpose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situation
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Jonny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He wont mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again
I'm sure hell l did
Everyone will appreciate it
You so novel what a good idea
You can keep you time to yourself
You don't need date insurance
You can go out with whoever you want to
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
Iif you'll just listen to my plan

THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY!"

Peace out.


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