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Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Monday, February 24, 2003

Wow. Did anyone see the Grammys last night? How phucked up was that? I mean, Simon and Garfunkle started off the show really well, but after that it went down the porcelin pee hole. I loved the Vanessa Carlton/John Mayer/James Taylor performance. I thought hell was officially going to freeze over, then Satan would make a special surprise appearance. Uncle Charles watched some of it then went upstairs to watch Hilter because he said anything was better than the Grammys.

I've fallen in love with this Ben Folds' Five CD. It's so great, and surprisingly, my mom liked it when we drove to school this morning. The road was still frozen over from the Grammys last night, hehehe. I'm listening to it now, actually. Jeff is going to burn me the Barenaked Ladies' Greatest Hits and an hour worth of random comedy by Mitch Hedburg. That is the best. I think I found my theme song. Yo, representin' for all the little people across da world!

One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces

September '75 I was 47 inches high,
Mom said by Christmas I would have,
A badass mother G.I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class.

Now I'm big and important,
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and your TV.
Look who's telling who what to do,
Kiss my ass,
goodbye.

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am,
I'm your nightmare little man.
Vic, you stole my lunch money made me cry.
Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face.
Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die.

Now I'm big and important,
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers or the TV.
Look who's telling who what to do,
Kiss my ass,
Goodbye.

You'll be sorry one day,
Yes you will,
Yes you will.
You shouldn't push me around,
'cos I will,
Yes I will.
You'll be sorry when I'm big,
Yes you will.
When I'm big,
You will be sorry.

Now I'm big and important,
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and your TV.
Look who's telling who what to do,
Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass,
Goodbye.


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