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Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Thursday, April 11, 2002

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
The Lineage Revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now, you can handle the situation. Jack is the only sone of Awe Shitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and No divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say's you dont know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

That my friends, is a work of art. Thank Lindsey the next time you see her, she passed that one on to me. Go here to see some Schitt in action.

My brother was singing "Kung Fu Fighting" at dinner. I felt like either kicking or karate chopping him or dancing on the table showing off my impressive karate moves. Who needs dinner when you can show off some mad karate skills. Forget about peas and carrots, kids. Hiiiiiiiiiiiya!


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