Life of the Bored and Taskless.

Wednesday, April 17, 2002

"I never cared much about prescriptions when I was 15. Now, I have three I take a day..." -Mr. H, 3rd Period

I knew that everyone in class was trying to hold in laughter. I mean, the man has a reputation for being a caffiene high spaz/nazi/commie/drill sergent when it comes to teaching class. I was thinking, I wonder what those 3 prescriptions are...then it came to me. 1) Prozac. 2) Ritalin and 3) Viagra. You know it's true. If Mr. H ever finds this, I'll be done forever. Today, he said, "You all hate me, don't you." People chuckled, laughed, nodded, so on. I said, "Yeah. Pretty much." kind of loud. Kenny said, "Oh, that was all Baker." Then Mr. H gave me this odd look and said, "You know, I still have time to change 3rd marking period grades..." Mwahaha. I am truly evil. Then Rob started harassing me about it later and HE'S the one who wrote Mr. H is a devil for the test question, "Mr. H is the coolest guy in the world. True or False?" Blow it out your ass,Tito!

Other than Mr. H, the Olsen Twins, and the sun, I have now added fate to my "Conspiracy Against Me" list. I've heard some songs by The Hives, and heard they were kickass live. Then I look at tour dates. When are they coming to Philly? JUNE 14. That, my friends, is the same exact day of Flag Day, which is my birthday, which is ALSO the day of Freshman Day. I guess the whole Freshmen Day deal will make my b-day worth while, but some guy once said, "If you don't like The Hives, you don't like Rock 'n Roll." I love rock 'n roll! (I'm not going to start singing that, by the way). Plus, the 5 boys from Sweden (foriegn guys...woowee) have cool nicknames, well I guess names, and they dress in black and white suits. Do I have some sort of "thing" for bands who wave a two color dress code...maybe. But their songs are kickin' and I'd love to see them give me permanent hearing loss while I smile and scream along. I saw this house yesterday that was red and white, and I said to myself, I bet Jack and Meg White live there and I don't even know it. That would be the coolest thing. Ever.

The Hives' new video premieres tomorrow on my love channel, MTV2. This is not a new topic. I'll switch now.

Today in science (once again) I wanted to kill Drew Nowicki. Seriously, you do too. It was extremely hot today, and our school is semi air conditioned, but the science hallway is not. So in 9th period science it was very hot. Well, Dr. Mack put a sign on the fan about not standing in front of the fan or touching it. Drew went up to it, on the side of it, not in the front of it. Then he said, "I'm not standing in front of it!" or something stupid like that. What happened? Mack turned the fan of for 5 minutes. Then when he went to turn it back on, Drew said, "I think it's unfair that THAT side of the room gets the fan and we don't." Mack shut it off for 5 minutes. 5 minutes later..."I'm not complaining or anything, but does the fan have a faster speed?" Click. 5 minutes later. "You still didn't answer my question!" This time he didn't turn it off, but I saw the eye twitch. The guys at my table thought it was funny, and I thought it was...Drew. Everyone else was pissed off. Drew smiled stupidly and continues to ruin my life everyday. 41 days left of school. Halle-freakin-luia.

You know what's cool? Watching TV in mute and listening to music at the same time, and trying to see if the song and any channel matches in meaning, theme, etc. Romeo And Juliet came on Monday night on AMC and at the time I just happened to be listening to my brand new Thursday CD and eating a King Size Twix. It was towards the end of the movie, and all the depressing things were happening. The CD was depressing as well, and the song illustrated the physical and mental struggles the "start-crossed lovers" faced at the end of the play. It was perfect. Also, when the CD ended so did the movie. Wow. I think the sugar rush made it a better moment too. Last night I watched Rushmore, and in commercial breaks I did my Mr. H homework. Rushmore is great, and if you didn't know this, Jason Shwartzman who is from the band Phantom Planet brilliantly plays the lead role of Max Fischer in the movie. Bill Murray's in it too. I'm going to become a mormon one day and switch the rules of sodomy so wives can have more than one husband, not the other way around. That way I could have Mikey Welsh, Alex Greenawald, Jason Shwartzman and I guess The Hives as well. Aww man life would rock!

I'll stop boring you, listen to my 2 1:30 clips of The Hives and stop increasing my risk of getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Oh yeah, homework too. Chip. chip. cherrio. No, I want to be Canadian dammit!

Life of the Bored and Taskless.

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