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Tuesday, April 30, 2002
dun.....dun.....dun.......DUN DUN!!! ANIMAL PENISES!!!! You are probably thinking, what the hell? She is one screwed up pervert. Well if that's the case, I'm not, my science Dr. Mackensen is. Since we are learning about the differences between reptiles and mammals, including reproduction, he decided to go further in depth into the wonderful world of the external male reproduction organ. This was my last period of the day today, and folks, I was not dissapointed. Here are some "gross" things (which I so immaturely found amusing) about the diversity of animal dingalings. Enjoy...
1) A cat's thing is spiky. Dr. Mack said that it is known that cats howl when the "do it." Great.
2) "A pig's penis is corkscrewed at the end...oh! That wasn't meant to be a pun..." Oh, but it was.
3) "This is a snake...wait, I really mean snake, that wasn't slang for...yeah." He told us of the time when he was young and went out in the woods and picked up a garter snake that he found and this pink thing bulged out of it's skin. He went home to his dad, who was a veterinarian, and told him he thought he squeezed out its guts. "No son, that's just the snake's hemipenis"..."Ok dad..."
4) A possum's willie is "double barreled". Oh dear lord.
5) And last, but certainly not least, a whale's dick (like Moby...ah that was bad) is 10 FEET LONG AND 1 FOOT IN DIAMETER. He made two people hold up 3 yard sticks to demonstrate this visually.Holy crap, that is huge, but consider the animal. The lesson was ended there, and my day was just made...interesting. Wow.
7:25 PM | Jacquie |
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