Things I'm Doing Tonight:
Going to the movies
Going to the mall
Going to a party
Going to anywhere other than here
Watching Friday Night Stand Up on Comedy Central, which I do every Friday night, when everyone stops hogging the TVs.

It's not like I'm complaining or anything. Damn, I think I am. I need to stop. It's just that nobody calls me ever. Oh man, I can't get "Debaser" out of my head. My brother LOVES that song now just because it has the line, "Slicing up eyeballs, ha ha ha ho." I think my brother definitely exhibits the dominant oddness trait which I also have. The Baker curse; woe is us. Oh, and I just learned the purpose of a ; yesterday. I'm glad that I've never learned that, because I think it comes in handy, now that I've finally learned the power of the ;.